Jell-O Lube
While looking around for a certain type of lube (don't ask) I stumbled across this homemade lube recipe and user comments. This takes DIY to a new level.
JELL-O LUBE A recipe for a homemade Jell-O-based lubricant:
1 cup of water
1 cup of baby oil
1 packet of Jell-O (any flavor)
Throw all of these ingredients into a blender and mix until smooth. Then pour, and away you go! (Note: This lube is incompatible with condoms; the oil will dissolve the latex.)
JELL-O LUBE: comments
Avoid sugared lubricants! Avoid using lubricants with significant amounts of sugar, because they can cause yeast or bacteria growth. (can you say infection) And if you are tempted to, wash thoroughly afterwards! Gelatin is also a decent media for bacteria growth, but not nearly so good as sugar. So, I disagree with this idea.
this is mad it gave me a 22"
The best ever lube is callled ASTROGLIDE, and you find it in the women's hygine department at the drugstore. The reason for it's name comes from it's invention to use as a lubrication in relation to the astronaut's outer-space duties. It is the most slippery lubrication imaginable, is water based, water soluable, condom compatible and long lasting. A few drops goes a long way. Try it and you will be very, very pleased!
Denture glue powder is the best! it works under water.
For an edible lube, try this. Wash a condom with soap and water. Rinse. Dry. Blow air into it, and coat the outside with corn starch. Place a few drops of water in the condom. Without the condom, stroke until Cowper's fluid appears. Smear around head of penis. You can now pull the condom over your penis. The Cowper's fluid and the drops of water will provide a good lube. Masturbate to orgasm. If you freeze the condom and contents in a small container, it can be thawed next time and re-used. After a number of uses, you may want to swallow the accumulated semen while masturbating, as it will be pure semen, with no inedible additives.
Someone asked about using a different kind of oil, instead of baby oil, to make the Jell-O lube edible. Be certain NOT to use Mineral Oil, as that is an emetic and can cause diarrhea, depending on how much is eaten. Anything more than a tablespoon at a time can cause an unwanted reaction. Altho I have not tried this, I believe Wesson oil or (if you're health conscious) Canola oil will work equally well as baby oil -- only the smell will be different. Both of those oils are edible. Because of the Jell-O flavors, this sounds like a whole lotta fun and I can't wait to try it!
I tryed this the other day, I would recomend that the people who use this lube use it in the shower. When its done being made it feels great and looks like gel, the things is, if you can, try not to use colored jello..get the clear kind if possible. If you end up using the colored jello it will stain your hands and penis. But other then that,whoever came up with this method gets 2 thumbs up from me and my ....,keep the great ideas coming.
JELL-O LUBE A recipe for a homemade Jell-O-based lubricant:
1 cup of water
1 cup of baby oil
1 packet of Jell-O (any flavor)
Throw all of these ingredients into a blender and mix until smooth. Then pour, and away you go! (Note: This lube is incompatible with condoms; the oil will dissolve the latex.)
JELL-O LUBE: comments
Avoid sugared lubricants! Avoid using lubricants with significant amounts of sugar, because they can cause yeast or bacteria growth. (can you say infection) And if you are tempted to, wash thoroughly afterwards! Gelatin is also a decent media for bacteria growth, but not nearly so good as sugar. So, I disagree with this idea.
this is mad it gave me a 22"
The best ever lube is callled ASTROGLIDE, and you find it in the women's hygine department at the drugstore. The reason for it's name comes from it's invention to use as a lubrication in relation to the astronaut's outer-space duties. It is the most slippery lubrication imaginable, is water based, water soluable, condom compatible and long lasting. A few drops goes a long way. Try it and you will be very, very pleased!
Denture glue powder is the best! it works under water.
For an edible lube, try this. Wash a condom with soap and water. Rinse. Dry. Blow air into it, and coat the outside with corn starch. Place a few drops of water in the condom. Without the condom, stroke until Cowper's fluid appears. Smear around head of penis. You can now pull the condom over your penis. The Cowper's fluid and the drops of water will provide a good lube. Masturbate to orgasm. If you freeze the condom and contents in a small container, it can be thawed next time and re-used. After a number of uses, you may want to swallow the accumulated semen while masturbating, as it will be pure semen, with no inedible additives.
Someone asked about using a different kind of oil, instead of baby oil, to make the Jell-O lube edible. Be certain NOT to use Mineral Oil, as that is an emetic and can cause diarrhea, depending on how much is eaten. Anything more than a tablespoon at a time can cause an unwanted reaction. Altho I have not tried this, I believe Wesson oil or (if you're health conscious) Canola oil will work equally well as baby oil -- only the smell will be different. Both of those oils are edible. Because of the Jell-O flavors, this sounds like a whole lotta fun and I can't wait to try it!
I tryed this the other day, I would recomend that the people who use this lube use it in the shower. When its done being made it feels great and looks like gel, the things is, if you can, try not to use colored jello..get the clear kind if possible. If you end up using the colored jello it will stain your hands and penis. But other then that,whoever came up with this method gets 2 thumbs up from me and my ....,keep the great ideas coming.