OH MY GOD!
I'M IN ROLLING STONE!!!!!!!!!!!
So Timpe (tm) just came over and brought the new issue of Rolling Stone complete with an article about my dearest Chuck Palahniuk. Timpe (tm) told me to read this section where Chuck describes a girl who said that she wanted his sperm, that she wanted to be impregnated by him. He then went to the girl's mother and said that she was cute but really thought, "oh boy..." Timpe (tm) asked if it was me....
FREAKED THE EFF OUT!
Called the mother and i was like, "so did Chuck by any chance mention that i was cute?" she said yes....
OH MY GOD
IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm in ROLLING STONE!
CHUCK REMEMBERS ME!
I'M IMMORTALIZED IN ROLLING STONE AND IN CHUCK'S MIND!!!!!!!
except there's one thing..he thought i was thirteen. This prompts an immediate letter to both Chuck and Rolling Stone to correct their little mishap.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I can die happy now.
So Timpe (tm) just came over and brought the new issue of Rolling Stone complete with an article about my dearest Chuck Palahniuk. Timpe (tm) told me to read this section where Chuck describes a girl who said that she wanted his sperm, that she wanted to be impregnated by him. He then went to the girl's mother and said that she was cute but really thought, "oh boy..." Timpe (tm) asked if it was me....
FREAKED THE EFF OUT!
Called the mother and i was like, "so did Chuck by any chance mention that i was cute?" she said yes....
OH MY GOD
IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm in ROLLING STONE!
CHUCK REMEMBERS ME!
I'M IMMORTALIZED IN ROLLING STONE AND IN CHUCK'S MIND!!!!!!!
except there's one thing..he thought i was thirteen. This prompts an immediate letter to both Chuck and Rolling Stone to correct their little mishap.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I can die happy now.