Listening to NPR today, I realized that Ira Glass is totally right about me: I have become that person who listens to the pledge drive. Which brings me to this (one of the best things I've heard today):
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=18659731 It's Cookie Monster on NPR (link at the top to listen to it). Also, there's a video of Cookie Monster on NPR answering the Proust questionnaire and eating the studio. Because they have to put good stuff on during the pledge drive, too.