Jun 28, 2006 10:19
Another meme, from Silverleaf79
Type your FIRST REACTION when you hear these 25 words and don't go back and change them:
1. Cigarettes:
Prefer rollies.
2. Sex:
It's great isn't it?
3. Relationships:
Relationships come and go but epics are soulbound. (Wow quote.)
4. Your Last Ex:
S'up nose.
5. Power Rangers:
A good premise for a children's show but they should sack the fight choreographer.
6. Marijuana:
Old reliable.
7. Crack:
Craig Charles.
8. Food:
I've been eating nothing but Subway for the last few weeks. It's doing my head in, but at least I'm getting my 5-a-day.
9. Starbucks:
Coffees are 79p in Wetherspoons. You'd be a maniac to pay 3 or 4 quid for a Starbucks one.
10. War:
War is the event that defines human history despite our tendencies to pervert the natural order.
11. Cars:
They told us by the year 2000 we'd have flying cars. That would be silly.
12. Petrol Prices:
Will rise even more in the next few months, especially if Iran decide to hold onto their oil.
13. Halloween:
Me and a friend were discussing going as Jesus and the Devil. We'd have a fist fight in the middle of the road.
14. Bon Jovi:
Absolutely awful.
15. Religion:
Opiate of the masses.
16. MySpace:
The angles.
17. Worst Fear:
Giant wasps creeping into my house and cutting my hair off while I sleep.
18. Marriage:
Handfasting maybe.
19. Fashion:
"A form of clothing so abhorrent it has to be changed every six months." - Oscar Wilde I think.
20. Brunettes:
Brown haired people.
21. Redheads:
Red haired people. I'm good at this.
22: Work:
Dull. Yesterday I was taking great joy in winding up the owners of the business.
23: Pass the time:
Go on, have a smoke. What's the worst that could happen!?
24: One night stands:
Never had one. I'm a monogamy kind of guy.
25: Alcohol:
The staple diet of most of the British.