Who: Heidi Turner & Wendy Testaburger
When: The evening of Thursday November 12
Where: Over AIM
Summary: Wendy and Heidi discuss Wendy's relationship with Bebe, feminism, how much they've changed, and the horror that was Heidi's trip to Florida.
Status: Complete
WARNINGS: None
Wendy (PiscesSansBike) is available 8:10 pm
Heidi 8:10 pm
Hay grl hay
Wendy 8:10 pm
hey, hun!
Heidi 8:11 pm
I was boreded and wanted to talk to mah Wendy
: 3
Wendy 8:11 pm
:-) I'mglad you did. Well, not glad you're bored, but otherwise. ;-) how are you?
Heidi 8:11 pm
Ugh, to tell the truth not good
The swine flu is kicking my ass in our epic battle
Heidi 8:12 pm
BUT SHHH!
Don't tell Craig
Heidi 8:14 pm
But how're things on your end?
Better with your hunny bun back?
Wendy 8:16 pm
Hey! You weren't supposed to get sick, ma'am!
Actually :-( didn't get to see her much today, but talked to her. She had to catch up on homework.
Heidi 8:17 pm
Psh, I'm not sick!
But many fair citizens still are..
: (
Wendy 8:17 pm
ahsies, well, I think most of us are getting better though. I think Rebecca may be the only one fully under at this point.
Heidi 8:17 pm
Hum...
Maybe I should focus my attention on making her better then...
Wendy (PiscesSansBike) is available 8:19 pm
Heidi 8:19 pm
That sux about ur Bebe by the way
HEY!
The Super Wendy isn't allowed to have computer problems!
D :<
Wendy 8:21 pm
I wasn't, just multitasking. Sorry!
Heidi 8:22 pm
Oh, I was talking about the signing out thing...
Whatevs
Wendy 8:22 pm
and yeah, it does, but I'll see her tomorrow.
Heidi 8:22 pm
Ah sweetness!
Maybe the three of us can go hang sometime?
Wendy 8:23 pm
absolutely!
Heidi 8:23 pm
I haven't seen anyone face to face since I got back...
Wendy 8:23 pm
you know you're still our girl, and you're totally not allowed to feel all third wheely, if we get too couply, let us know.
Heidi 8:23 pm
Alright!
I get to be the CHAPERONE!!!!
: DDDD
Wendy 8:23 pm
LOL
Wendy 8:24 pm
and we have to fix that not seeing anyone face to face!
but that's what you get for not coming back till the world is sick
Heidi 8:24 pm
Well...
NYEH!!
I guess I'll have to blame that on the Turners too...
Damn them
Wendy 8:25 pm
*hugs* you're home now though.
Heidi 8:25 pm
-hugs back-
Thankies~!
Heidi 8:26 pm
I feel like we should be bursting into song Disney style or something...
'TIL I FIND WHERE IIIIIIII
belooooOOOOOOONG!
Wendy 8:26 pm
Hey, you know I need you! I'm not exactly butch, but I'm nowhere near as girly as Beebes, and I totally need someone to go with us, cause you know she'll have to go shopping for a dress for homecoming, and I'm just kind of like, "Ugh, you look good in everything."
LOL
Heidi 8:27 pm
Lulululul
Wendy 8:27 pm
God, didn't we break out enough into song in fourth grade?
Heidi 8:27 pm
Eheh...
That Brydon was cute wasn't he?
Wendy 8:27 pm
I guess... for a boy.
Heidi 8:27 pm
And he liiiiiiiiked yooooo!
Hehe.
Wendy 8:28 pm
Probably, but I was with Stan at the time, and... he was a third grader.
Heidi 8:28 pm
Haha
It sounds so silly now that we're older doesn't it?
OHNOEZ A ONE YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE!!
Wendy 8:28 pm
LOL
Heidi 8:29 pm
Man, things are really different now aren't they?
I'm not the kind to get all thoughtful and shit, but damn
Wendy 8:29 pm
We are more mature, I'd hope things would be different. :-) And yet some things are still very much the same
Heidi 8:30 pm
Yeah
Like Cartman's still an asshole
And Kenny's a perv
Wendy 8:30 pm
hun, those things will never change
Heidi 8:30 pm
I think it's kinda' best that way, yeah?
I mean, what would we REALLY do if Cartman started opening doors for us and Kenny blushed at the mention of boobies?
Wendy 8:31 pm
well... I'm not a big fan of the door opening form of misogyny, but yeah...
Heidi 8:31 pm
Oh what?
Is it some backwards way of saying that you aren't strong enough to open it yourself?
FEMINISMPLS
Wendy 8:32 pm
To most guys? Probably not, but that general thought is where it comes from.
Heidi 8:32 pm
Yeah, I guess...
Wendy 8:32 pm
I mean, do you ever see guys hold a door open for other guys? Heck, most guys wouldn't do that even if the other guy's hands were full!
Heidi 8:32 pm
For a feminist
Psh, that'd be funny
Wendy 8:33 pm
and I've had guys get testy with me if I got to the door first and tried to hold the door open for them!
Heidi 8:33 pm
Lul who?
X B
Wendy 8:33 pm
Eh, a lot of guys do. It's all, "No, I'm the man, I open the door!"
Heidi 8:34 pm
Psh, they need to grow up and grow a pair so they can stop overcompensating
ANY WAY YOU WANT IT THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT ANY WAY YOU WANT IT!
Wendy 8:34 pm
Yep. I think if it becomes disconnected to gender, I wouldn't mind
Heidi 8:34 pm
Lul sorry
Wendy 8:34 pm
LOL, you are in a singing mood!
no worries
Heidi 8:34 pm
Listening to that song
But yea, I totally get that
If they'd just get over themselves it'd be so much easier...
Hey Wendy...
I know this isn't exactly your field anymore, but I've got a feeling that something's up with Stan...
Kyle too
Would you know anything about that?
Wendy 8:36 pm
Um, I kind of can't answer that.
But they're ok.
Heidi 8:36 pm
Whaaaat?
Keeping secrets from me?
I'm hurt
Wendy 8:36 pm
You know I'd tell you if I could
Heidi 8:36 pm
I know I know...
But hay, as long as the guys are okay...
Y'know, I didn't get hit on AT ALL in Florida.
It was awful!
Wendy 8:37 pm
how the hell did that happen?
were you in old people land? Even there, I'm surprised there weren't dirty old men to hit on you.
Heidi 8:38 pm
No Orlando!
What is wrong with the world?!
Wendy 8:38 pm
were you dressed like you were here in cold land?
Heidi 8:38 pm
Nope!
I even wore a bikini to the beach!
A STRINGY ONE!
Wendy 8:39 pm
were all the guys gay? (obviously, not that I have a problem with that)
Heidi 8:39 pm
Aha, maybe
They wore pretty foofy things...
And Speedos
; P
Wendy 8:39 pm
ugh!
Heidi 8:39 pm
Lul
I was jk
There were only like... five or six in Speedos
And they could pull it off if you know what I mean~
... you do still know what I mean right?
I mean, despite the whole playing for the same team thing
Wendy 8:40 pm
lol, I... understand the idea.
Wendy 8:40 pm
I just don't find it appealing
Heidi 8:40 pm
Yeah, that makes sense...
Y'know I'm actually a bit surprised
I didn't think that this would ever happen...
Wendy 8:41 pm
That I'd figure out why I couldn't seem to make it work with any guy? Including Stan?
or that you'd not get hit on?
Heidi 8:41 pm
Lul the former
Though the latter is puzzling as well
Wendy 8:42 pm
The latter is very puzzling
Heidi 8:42 pm
lul thankies dearie
Wendy 8:43 pm
Eh, I'm supposed to be smart remember? I had to figure it out eventually. And... Bebe kissing me and how I felt about it? Well, even I'm not that clueless ;-)
Heidi 8:43 pm
Wow, go Bebs
How exactly did it all go down?
DETAILS PLS
Wendy 8:43 pm
lol
it was at Bebe's Halloween party. Apparently, she'd told Stan and Kyle how she felt about me, and they convinced her to do something about it. So she kissed me. Admittedly, she'd drunk some first, which I'm not thrilled about, but I mean, I'm glad she kissed me, so I can forgive it this time.
Heidi 8:45 pm
D'aw
Who'd think that Stan and Kyle would be the ones to prod her on?
But I just want you to know that I'm totally psyched for you two
: 3
Wendy 8:47 pm
thanks, I am too. I almost said no to a relationship too
Heidi 8:47 pm
Yeah?
Well it all worked out for the best
: 3
Wendy 8:48 pm
yeah, high school relationships and lasting and she's my best friend and all... but yeah, I'm glad I decided to take the risk.
Heidi 8:48 pm
Well, don't let those odds screw with your head
Wendy 8:48 pm
it's easy too, though
and you know me, I overthink EVERYTHING
Heidi 8:49 pm
I know you do
Heidi 8:49 pm
I bet if I asked you the chicken and the egg question I'd get a frikin' essay
With references
Wendy 8:49 pm
......
shut up
:-)
Heidi 8:49 pm
ILU!
: DD
Wendy 8:49 pm
yeahyeah
Heidi 8:50 pm
Hey Wendy...
Am I still sexy?
Wendy 8:50 pm
well, I mean, I've not seen you since you've come back, but of course you are
Heidi 8:50 pm
Wow
I only needed the second part
Maybe I should be talking to Kenny lul
Wendy 8:51 pm
hehe
Heidi 8:51 pm
Thankies though
Wendy 8:51 pm
Sweetie, I think FL must have been like some freak convergence or something
You can't let it get to you
Wendy 8:51 pm
you probably weren't fully your confident self or something
Heidi 8:51 pm
Wow, you telling ME not to overthink something
lul jkjk
Maybe that's it...
Or the gay thing
Wendy 8:52 pm
lol, combination?
Heidi 8:53 pm
That's it
I figured it out
It's
A
CONSPIRACY
Wendy 8:53 pm
LOL
you sound like Tweek now
Heidi 8:53 pm
AUGH!
Too much... PRESSURE!
Wendy 8:54 pm
be nice :-)
Heidi 8:54 pm
Aw c'mon Wends
That's how he talks
And we love him for it
Wendy 8:55 pm
true enough
Heidi 8:56 pm
OH SNAP!
MY SHOW'S ALMOST ON!!!
Wendy 8:56 pm
what show?
Heidi 8:56 pm
I can NOT miss Dean Winchester!
Supa'natural babes!
Wendy 8:56 pm
lol, you forget, hun, I don't watch much tv
Heidi 8:57 pm
Oh... right
Well, watch it!
Or I'll watch it for you
Or... something that actually makes sense
Wendy 8:57 pm
LOL
Heidi 8:57 pm
Anyways, I've gotta' bounce
Don't wanna' miss the mancakey goodness~
Lovelovelovelove
Wendy 8:58 pm
*hugs* have a good evening and enjoy
Heidi 8:58 pm
Baiz