pumpkin therapy
it is that time of the year folks. time for some pumpkin therapy. what is pumpkin therapy you ask? it is whatever you need it to be.
pissed at someone? -the pumpkin becomes that someone, and you get to do mean things to them.
frustrated? -the pumpkin becomes the proverbial punching bag, allowing you to beat (poke, stab, etc) it into submission.
bitter? -the pumpkin allows you to scoop out its innards and cook them with some salt, because salty is better than bitter :)
jaded? -the pumpkin's lovely orange shade will outshine the jaded green.
lonely? -well, um, that's kinda gross!!! get your mind out of the gutter, that isn't what a pumpkin is for!!
who? you, your friend(s) if he/she/it/they behave
what? pumpkin therapy
where? the home of the girl who desperately needs pumpkin therapy (me!) and the boy who puts up with her.
why? so we can all use sharp implements while drinking
when? tuesday, 27 october 2009 starting around 1900
there will be many pumpkin therapy tools to use, including the pumpkin brain scoop of doom. you just need to bring the pumpkin(s) to use for your therapy, a tasty beverage if you want one, and a snack if you want one. we will have some things, but not everything.
it should be noted that if there is drama, the rest of us will slime you with our pumpkin guts. after that you can stand there in silent shame or you can escape the silent treatment and leave after you have been slimed.
contact me if you need assistance making it to your therapy appointment :)
pissed at someone? -the pumpkin becomes that someone, and you get to do mean things to them.
frustrated? -the pumpkin becomes the proverbial punching bag, allowing you to beat (poke, stab, etc) it into submission.
bitter? -the pumpkin allows you to scoop out its innards and cook them with some salt, because salty is better than bitter :)
jaded? -the pumpkin's lovely orange shade will outshine the jaded green.
lonely? -well, um, that's kinda gross!!! get your mind out of the gutter, that isn't what a pumpkin is for!!
who? you, your friend(s) if he/she/it/they behave
what? pumpkin therapy
where? the home of the girl who desperately needs pumpkin therapy (me!) and the boy who puts up with her.
why? so we can all use sharp implements while drinking
when? tuesday, 27 october 2009 starting around 1900
there will be many pumpkin therapy tools to use, including the pumpkin brain scoop of doom. you just need to bring the pumpkin(s) to use for your therapy, a tasty beverage if you want one, and a snack if you want one. we will have some things, but not everything.
it should be noted that if there is drama, the rest of us will slime you with our pumpkin guts. after that you can stand there in silent shame or you can escape the silent treatment and leave after you have been slimed.
contact me if you need assistance making it to your therapy appointment :)