b) How silly of me. And I had my wildebeast dehorned for exactly the same reason, too.
c) Thus condensing a long period of activity into an intensely interesting paragraph, and also allowing you emotional distance from such happenings as may require it, that you may better be nonchalantly eloquent about them.
a)Super - I promise never to show you the Tower of London though the temptation will be extraordinary.
b)Dehorning wildebeast? Now that's just cruel. It's only furniture. I feel nauseous.
c)If you are this bitingly intelligent and articulate in person I will feel I have to show you the Tower of London, Buckingham Palace and Big Ben. I am not nonchalantly eloquent in person.
a) The Tower of London... that's the one where you can see all of the Grand Canal, right? Kidding.
b) It's quite painless. And besides, the wildebeast patties provide quite enough domestic hazards on their own.
c) I am, I'm afraid, not, although I will bite if asked. I even got braces so that the bite marks would be more aestetically pleasing and symmetrical. Big Ben... large statue of Benjamin Franklin? So so kidding.
b) You would declaw a snow leopard because...?
c) Your life sounds far more like a best-selling novel than mine, and it is distinctly unfair.
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b)You would declaw a snow leopard to stop it ripping up your furniture. Obviously.
c)Just call me Bridget Jones. You wouldn't be the first. Notice that I post about once every three months.....
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b) How silly of me. And I had my wildebeast dehorned for exactly the same reason, too.
c) Thus condensing a long period of activity into an intensely interesting paragraph, and also allowing you emotional distance from such happenings as may require it, that you may better be nonchalantly eloquent about them.
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b)Dehorning wildebeast? Now that's just cruel. It's only furniture. I feel nauseous.
c)If you are this bitingly intelligent and articulate in person I will feel I have to show you the Tower of London, Buckingham Palace and Big Ben. I am not nonchalantly eloquent in person.
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b) It's quite painless. And besides, the wildebeast patties provide quite enough domestic hazards on their own.
c) I am, I'm afraid, not, although I will bite if asked. I even got braces so that the bite marks would be more aestetically pleasing and symmetrical. Big Ben... large statue of Benjamin Franklin? So so kidding.
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