Nov 03, 2008 20:32
Fry: "Please, Mr. Nixon. We're appealing to your sense of decency."
(Laughter)
Nixon: "Seriously though. I'm never giving back this body. Now beat it, before I get Cambodian on your asses."
Nixon: "Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973 but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat. And I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place! Muhuhahahaha!"
I hope all you Americans are voting. And shame if you don't. Huge, heaping amounts of shame directly from me, express.