i dunno why this all occurred to me right now...
notes to self:
1. start tanning again. you're see through.
2. whiten teeth. you smoke and drink coffee too much.
3. brush hair. wait, no nevermind that one..
4. cut/dye hair. everyone thought you were cuter with brown or black hair. red just isn't your color.
5. paint nails. you look like an unkept bum with ridgid cracked corners. ew.
6. buy a razor. oh what? i have one already? well i honestly never fuckin use it. oh boy here comes summer...
7. find waterproof mascara. THAT WORKS. [you know why...]
8. decide on next piercing/tattoo. you have extra money. use it.
9. get eyes checked. you can't see the board and need new glasses anyway. why not?
10. get check cancelled. you're an idiot. you lost a $300check. good work...
1. start tanning again. you're see through.
2. whiten teeth. you smoke and drink coffee too much.
3. brush hair. wait, no nevermind that one..
4. cut/dye hair. everyone thought you were cuter with brown or black hair. red just isn't your color.
5. paint nails. you look like an unkept bum with ridgid cracked corners. ew.
6. buy a razor. oh what? i have one already? well i honestly never fuckin use it. oh boy here comes summer...
7. find waterproof mascara. THAT WORKS. [you know why...]
8. decide on next piercing/tattoo. you have extra money. use it.
9. get eyes checked. you can't see the board and need new glasses anyway. why not?
10. get check cancelled. you're an idiot. you lost a $300check. good work...