Of the lowly earthworm
I think that from now on, when the situation requires me to insult someone, I shall call them an earthworm. It's vaguely insulting, and even better, it will confuse them because it's unexpected. Which will allow me to walk away smugly while they're still scratching their head. It will be glorious.
Today I began my day by saying "rabbit, rabbit," which will supposedly bring me good luck this month. Lord knows I need it; I've got finals, and a paper or two to accomplish before the month is out. Will only two "rabbit"s be enough? It will if those two multiply like...well, rabbits. Maybe that's why you say it twice.
Today I began my day by saying "rabbit, rabbit," which will supposedly bring me good luck this month. Lord knows I need it; I've got finals, and a paper or two to accomplish before the month is out. Will only two "rabbit"s be enough? It will if those two multiply like...well, rabbits. Maybe that's why you say it twice.