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So we all know it is only with the most incredible of stories that i update my livejournal.
here i am at work, as a computer consultant and i am about to have the most explosive diarrhea (which by the way i just had to look up the spelling for). my stomach is just churning and churning - it is terrible. i am here unitl 6!! (it is 3:30 now). we are allowed to take bathroom breaks, but the lab is full and people need my help!! oh man. its bad news. rumble rumble.
see like in the blank space above i directed 5 people to sign the waiting list - these people need me. speaking of people who need help - i often try to help direct people to a computer or to the waiting list when they walk in, but they have their little ear buds on so loud that they can't hear me and they leave assumeing there are not computers open. oh, tummy rumble. ahhhh.... (not ahhh... like i just chachad in my pants - more like ahhhh... oh the rumbleing is so terrible)
i almost just lost all of this fine livejournalling updateingness, but fear not, as a computer consultant i know how to retrieve these things - luck, it is all luck. (please say that "period" outloud - it will improve the intensity of the statement).
rumble grumble clammy hands want to die in my stomach ahhhh, oh the pain.
i told myself about 15 mins ago that as soon as there were 2 open macs and 5 open PCs I would go, since then the 1 open mac and 2 open pcs have just filled with people and the waiting list filled up. no good. no good at all.
oh man, now there are 2 open pcs, on man. the excitement.
see the real problem is that the bathroom is a good 30 yards away, so just getting there will take me some time. if it was right next door i could just cha-cha like a mad woman, but i dont know if i can run cha-cha and run back without there being big problems in the lab.
i mean, right then, i just helped someone put a footer in their word document, she would have fallen in a giant hole if it wasnt for me being here needing the cha cha like crazy.
alright, i think that is enough about cha-chaing. lets have a quick real update:
i had my appendix taken out
i moved in with Sean
i applied to graduate school
i quit the dolphin
see i mean, how important was that stuff??
here i am at work, as a computer consultant and i am about to have the most explosive diarrhea (which by the way i just had to look up the spelling for). my stomach is just churning and churning - it is terrible. i am here unitl 6!! (it is 3:30 now). we are allowed to take bathroom breaks, but the lab is full and people need my help!! oh man. its bad news. rumble rumble.
see like in the blank space above i directed 5 people to sign the waiting list - these people need me. speaking of people who need help - i often try to help direct people to a computer or to the waiting list when they walk in, but they have their little ear buds on so loud that they can't hear me and they leave assumeing there are not computers open. oh, tummy rumble. ahhhh.... (not ahhh... like i just chachad in my pants - more like ahhhh... oh the rumbleing is so terrible)
i almost just lost all of this fine livejournalling updateingness, but fear not, as a computer consultant i know how to retrieve these things - luck, it is all luck. (please say that "period" outloud - it will improve the intensity of the statement).
rumble grumble clammy hands want to die in my stomach ahhhh, oh the pain.
i told myself about 15 mins ago that as soon as there were 2 open macs and 5 open PCs I would go, since then the 1 open mac and 2 open pcs have just filled with people and the waiting list filled up. no good. no good at all.
oh man, now there are 2 open pcs, on man. the excitement.
see the real problem is that the bathroom is a good 30 yards away, so just getting there will take me some time. if it was right next door i could just cha-cha like a mad woman, but i dont know if i can run cha-cha and run back without there being big problems in the lab.
i mean, right then, i just helped someone put a footer in their word document, she would have fallen in a giant hole if it wasnt for me being here needing the cha cha like crazy.
alright, i think that is enough about cha-chaing. lets have a quick real update:
i had my appendix taken out
i moved in with Sean
i applied to graduate school
i quit the dolphin
see i mean, how important was that stuff??