Poop
HELLO!
I've not updated in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaages, not properly anyway!
So, how you all doin'? Nice to see ya! Glad you could make it, etc.
I'm just dandy.
I've not been up to much really, popping back and fourth from Lincoln, driving lessons (which are going really well apart from the fact that I failed my theory, I'm going to take it again next week though and my instructor says I'm pretty much ready to take the main test, so hooray for that, right!) We had Christmas in June at Pob's house, it was fun, I got a practical joke kit with joke soap and a whoppie cushion and I got Pob's beasts some sea monkeys.
Then it was my birthday in August, we went out for a lovely chinese meal at the Royal Checkers in Quorn, the squid was particularly yummy! and I had a meal at my Gran's, we sipped Kiers in the garden in the sun, it was a splendid day. I got a mother fucking lap top, it makes my knickers wet just thinking about it. I also got a Hello Kitty plushy, a hole punch that punches holes in the shape of play boy bunnies, a router a hand mixer some scales and a laptop bag from Timmy! It was ace.
Then I had a party on the following weekend, the usual suspects were there... Jym, Chayat, Gorfy, Emejn, Pob, Jude, my downstairs neighbour and my family. Much alcohol was had, there was plenty of pizza and cake and I got to beat a pinata with a stick!
Pob and Jym (I think) made up a game called unicorn flip, which was basically flicking the head of the pinata into a bin and shouting "Unicorn flip!" or "Rim shot!" if it bounced off of the rim and in to the bin. It was shit.
Emejn and Jude (I think) played conkers with pretzels, which was short lived as I didn't want them all over my nice clean carpet.
I drank too much cherry zourz and had pretty pink vomit and someone bled on the bathroom floor. You know it's a good party when there is vomit and blood!
Then I went to Lincoln to stay with Pob for a bit but he dumped me and brought me home, because he's an idiot, we're still really good friends and still talk just about every day which is a bit weird but really good, he's coming over this weekend I think, I hope his birthday present gets here before he does.
I joined a gym last week and have been four times, it's so boring!
College starts on Tuesday, I'm reallyreallyreally nervous! Argh, wish me luck!
So, thats about all that has happened in the last few months, you are fully updated.
Byyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee xx
I've not updated in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaages, not properly anyway!
So, how you all doin'? Nice to see ya! Glad you could make it, etc.
I'm just dandy.
I've not been up to much really, popping back and fourth from Lincoln, driving lessons (which are going really well apart from the fact that I failed my theory, I'm going to take it again next week though and my instructor says I'm pretty much ready to take the main test, so hooray for that, right!) We had Christmas in June at Pob's house, it was fun, I got a practical joke kit with joke soap and a whoppie cushion and I got Pob's beasts some sea monkeys.
Then it was my birthday in August, we went out for a lovely chinese meal at the Royal Checkers in Quorn, the squid was particularly yummy! and I had a meal at my Gran's, we sipped Kiers in the garden in the sun, it was a splendid day. I got a mother fucking lap top, it makes my knickers wet just thinking about it. I also got a Hello Kitty plushy, a hole punch that punches holes in the shape of play boy bunnies, a router a hand mixer some scales and a laptop bag from Timmy! It was ace.
Then I had a party on the following weekend, the usual suspects were there... Jym, Chayat, Gorfy, Emejn, Pob, Jude, my downstairs neighbour and my family. Much alcohol was had, there was plenty of pizza and cake and I got to beat a pinata with a stick!
Pob and Jym (I think) made up a game called unicorn flip, which was basically flicking the head of the pinata into a bin and shouting "Unicorn flip!" or "Rim shot!" if it bounced off of the rim and in to the bin. It was shit.
Emejn and Jude (I think) played conkers with pretzels, which was short lived as I didn't want them all over my nice clean carpet.
I drank too much cherry zourz and had pretty pink vomit and someone bled on the bathroom floor. You know it's a good party when there is vomit and blood!
Then I went to Lincoln to stay with Pob for a bit but he dumped me and brought me home, because he's an idiot, we're still really good friends and still talk just about every day which is a bit weird but really good, he's coming over this weekend I think, I hope his birthday present gets here before he does.
I joined a gym last week and have been four times, it's so boring!
College starts on Tuesday, I'm reallyreallyreally nervous! Argh, wish me luck!
So, thats about all that has happened in the last few months, you are fully updated.
Byyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee xx