На торонтовском сайте объявлений про развод с велосипедом :))))
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/bik/1818360923.html (тут картинки)
Me - We need to talk
ME - I... I don't think we should see each other anymore
XTC = What! Why?
ME - It's not you, I swear.
XTC - I'm too big... that's it isn't it!
ME = no, not at all... Hell, I'm 6'. technically I'm too big for you.
XTC - Is it my shifters? You don't like the Deore's anymore...
ME - No! I'm telling you it's me, you're perfect. You ride better than any other bike
XTC - What!!! you ass hole! you've been riding other bikes!
XTC - god I can't believe you!
ME - Yes, ok I admit it! you're just too... hybrid for me.
XTC - Her shocks are bigger aren't they.
ME - god dammit, can we not... please.
XTC - I hate you. As soon as I find someone new I'm leaving.
ME - hahaha, don't make me laugh, what are you gunna do, post a classified on Craigslist?
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Fuck you Giant.XTC 2.... I hate you... even though we were only together for less than a year, you let me ride you maybe 10 times! I never want to see you again.
Here are all the naked pictures I have of you... I hope everyone see's what a skank you are.
slut
pickup only