Meme time! (what did you expect?)
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (My sister was here last weekend, and she's awesome.)
× I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books. (there's this thing about being a librarian ...)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (there's this thing about being a librarian ...)
✓ I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Only a few I liked, though.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (Except, not sometimes -- ALL the time.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (swiss army knife!)
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (hell, I'm thinking seriously about breast reduction surgery, anyway)
✓ I need/want money right now. (I wish I could buy a house)
✓ I love sushi. (OMG)
✓ I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair. (I used to :()
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Seastar!)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (Ha.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (And highly regulated.)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (wtf is pecked? I'm sure I've done it, regardless.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Ew.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future. (HELLS no.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (I think so; I've mostly blocked the memories of high school, which include the babysitting.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Tried at great length and with gusto.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (http://www.chuckanutdrive.net)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (== I'm a whore?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat. (WOOOOO)
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state. (Well, grad school.)
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Have you met my mother?)
span style="color:red">✓ I fall for the worst people.Well, used to. I got better.
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Actually, once someone told me I was normal just after I'd moved to a new school, and I was like "finally someone doesn't think I'm a freak!" and then she said something indicating that it wasn't a good thing to be normal, and I couldn't figure out if I was supposed to be relieved that I was finally considered normal, or think that my whole life had been wasted trying to pretend.
Later I redeemed myself by singing the "doot de doo doo" backup on "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" when the same girl was singing in math class.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I mostly always like the way women look.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (unpleased?)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (how can I know it without context?)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (Good for you who say yes to this. Fuckin' A.)
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I can totally always remember, even though it was never (literally) me who parked.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Esp. at a Local Software Monopoly. What is their deal?)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (But I suck. It's one of the greatest sadnesses of my life, that I can't sing.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.