All Jokes Aside (Saiyuki, Gojyo/Goku, NC-17)
All Jokes Aside
Author - cornerofmadness
Disclaimer - so not mine, no money made, all rights belong to Ms. Minekura
Rating - NC-17
Pairing - Gojyo/Goku
Fandom- Saiyuki
Warnings: fellatio
Prompt: Gojyo/Goku: first time - “So, a kappa and a monkey walk into a bar…”
Word count: 1716
Summary: He hadn’t quite expected this ‘friends with benefits’ relationship.
A/N: This pairing is one of my guilty secrets so this was a blast to write. Thanks to evil_little_dog for the beta and the title.
***
“So a kappa and a monkey walk into a bar,” Gojyo muttered as he headed into a less than reputable-looking tavern. He thought the faded sign said ‘Shifty’s.’
“Don’t call me monkey,” Goku groused, stomping in behind him.
Sighing, Gojyo spread his hands. “Doesn’t it sound like the punch line to a joke?”
Goku’s nose wrinkled. “Yeah, guess so.”
Gojyo hadn’t wanted to bring Goku along with him, well, not entirely. The boy might crimp his style. Hakkai had gone to a local tea purveyor and said he wouldn’t be back all day. Sanzo had retreated into his hotel room with a promise of killing anyone who disturbed him. Even Goku thought the holy shit meant it this time. However, that also meant he was stuck entertaining Goku who rather sucked at entertaining himself. Gojyo only pretended to mind. He liked the little monkey. Goku could be fun and Gojyo never felt like he didn’t quite get what Goku was talking about, like he did occasionally with Hakkai and Sanzo. Goku felt as comfortable to be with as Banri had been, only far more trustworthy.
“We don’t have Cherry-chan’s card, monkey, so try not to eat until we’re broke.”
“And you try not to drink us broke, cockroach,” Goku volleyed back.
Gojyo shoved him lightly. “Bite me.”
“I might if I get hungry enough.” The huge grin on Goku’s face made Gojyo slightly nervous. He had a cure for that; as much alcohol as they could guzzle.
* * *
Gojyo shifted the young honey on his lap, amused at her blatant attempts to lure him away from the poker table. If he had been with Banri, Gojyo probably would have gone but Goku needed a little guidance in a place like this. Even more amusing was poor Goku trying to figure out what do with the girl hanging on him as they played cards, his head bracketed by her pendulous breasts. Yep, definitely needed guidance but that could wait for another day. Gojyo had won enough to get really drunk but he hadn’t. Gojyo had wanted to keep his game sharp. When Hakkai saw this haul, he’d be thrilled but only if Gojyo quit now.
“Time to cash out, Goku.”
Surprised, Goku’s golden eyes widened but he nodded.
“Hey, you can’t go yet,” the dimwit Gojyo had been bilking all day protested. “You have to give me a chance to win it back.”
Gojyo shooed the girl off his lap. He didn’t feel like going home with her tonight. “Sorry, got places to go.”
“And you don’t want me to come?” the girl pouted at him.
“Not tonight, honey. Another time.” Gojyo pocketed all his winnings and Goku did likewise.
As Goku followed Gojyo out, the sore loser at the table called out, “Have fun with your boyfriend, Red.”
“Ew,” Goku grumbled and Gojyo nudged him hard.
“Think you could do better than me, monkey?”
Goku stumbled out into the cool night air. “Have to think yes.” Goku grinned.
Oddly hurt by that comment, Gojyo grimaced. He knew Goku was joking but still. The moon hung low overhead, much to Gojyo’s surprise. “How did it get so late?”
“Dunno, I’m hungry.” Goku sniffed at the air, reminding Gojyo of a dog.
Gojyo started back for the hotel. “That’s your natural state.”
“I smell plums.” Goku bolted off in a completely new direction.
“Monkey, we’re not chasing random food smells all over town,” Gojyo protested, taking off after him when it became clear that was exactly what they were doing.
Goku moved damned quick when he wanted to. Gojyo toyed with just letting him run wild but didn’t feel like explaining to the others how he lost the chimp. Goku’s path took him to the outskirts of town. In the distance, atop a hill, sat a big house. Gojyo wondered what it was like to have such wealth. As Goku raided the plum trees, Gojyo hoped there were no guard dogs. Hakkai would never forgive them if they caused a ruckus and Sanzo would simply shoot them.
“Hurry it up. It’s not nice to gorge on other people’s property.” Gojyo scowled. Hakkai was rubbing off on him.
“They won’t miss a few.” Goku tossed Gojyo one.
He bit into it, sweet juices filling his mouth, mixing not quite pleasantly with the taste of beer and cigarettes. Tossing the pit away, Gojyo wiped his mouth then moved to round up Goku. “We should go.”
“’Kay,” the monkey grumbled.
“You have juice on you chin.” When Goku couldn’t find it with his finger, Gojyo moved without thinking. He leaned down and cleaned it away with his tongue.
Goku jumped back. “What the hell?”
“Sorry, reflex,” Gojyo shrugged. “Didn’t think you’d freak.”
“You surprised me,” Goku said in his defense. “Besides, I thought you liked girls.”
“Love the babes,” he replied. “But that doesn’t mean I can’t like guys, too.”
Under the bright silvery light of a full moon, Goku’s face scrunched up as he considered this. “Makes sense.”
“I just figured you and Sanzo…” Gojyo broke off, seeing the unhappy expression on Goku’s face. Maybe that was a topic to avoid. “Did you hate it?”
“No.”
Gojyo went with his body’s ideas instead of his head’s. Leaning down, he tasted Goku’s lips. Plums with a hint of beer greeted his tongue as he probed into Goku’s mouth. Goku made a happy little noise against Gojyo’s lips as the smaller man wrapped his arms around Gojyo’s waist. Damned if the monkey couldn’t give back as good as he got. Gojyo knew he should have expected Goku’s mouth to be naturally talented.
Gojyo sampled more of Goku’s body, nipping at his ears and chin before sliding his tongue down over his neck. The boy’s skin was still smooth, five hundred years old and yet still a teen, it was disconcerting. Goku’s hands traveled Gojyo’s body. He unsteadied the redhead in his enthusiasm for exploration and they both toppled to the ground.
Gojyo grunted, trapped under Goku. “Easy, monkey.”
Goku pinched Gojyo’s side. “Don’t call me, monkey.”
“Make me,” Gojyo challenged and Goku silenced him with his hungry mouth. Gojyo trailed a hand down the compact, muscular body on top him. Goku felt as hard as Gojyo was. He knew he should probably just stop this now. It was the sensible thing to do but since when was he sensible? He rubbed his hand over Goku’s erection and his friend bucked against his hand.
“Gojyo, what’re ya doin’?”
Shit, it never really occurred to Gojyo he might be wrong about Goku and Sanzo. It suddenly struck him it was possible they were both virgins. All the more reason to stop. “Like it?”
“Yeah,” Goku replied, his voice roughening.
Gojyo knew there were things they couldn’t or at least shouldn’t do out here under someone’s fruit tree. He had no oil on him for instance but he also didn’t want to stop now. If this was Goku’s first time, he wanted it to be with someone who actually cared about him. He and his own brother never got that. “Ever give a blow job?”
Big eyes stared at him and, while he couldn’t see the blushing the dark, Gojyo imagined it was there judging by the stammered ‘no.’
“Let me show you.”
Gojyo knew he could trust Goku to do this once he got the idea. The monkey wouldn’t actually intentionally hurt him and his mind was on other things than sausages at the moment so it should be safe. Rolling Goku onto the grass, Gojyo planted a kiss on the young man’s taut belly. Undoing Goku’s pants, Gojyo stretched out to deal with matters at hand.
Somehow he was surprised at how well endowed Goku was. Everything else about him - except that mouth of his - seemed small. Foreskin rolled back, the tip of Goku’s cock twitched as Gojyo’s tongue lathed over it. Goku groaned softly. Gojyo slowly licked him down then back up. His hand stroked the swollen length of Goku’s penis while his tongue tickled under the velvety head.
By the time Gojyo swallowed him to his root, his fingers toying with his friend’s jewels, Goku’s hips bucked erratically. Gojyo could feel Goku’s thighs trembling against him as the boy’s stammered, “I’m gonna,” came a little too late. Warm cum flooded Gojyo’s mouth and he swallowed greedily until he drained Goku dry.
Gojyo sat up, glancing down at the panting young man. “Enjoy?”
Breathless, Goku just nodded, trailing a hand over his softening cock. “My turn.”
Goku took a moment to catch his breath while Gojyo undid his own pants. He gave his own cock a few strokes until Goku was ready. Gojyo loved the heavy feel of it in his hands. This feeling, this sort of trust and intimacy was what he loved so much about sex, or at least sex with actual friends. The other sort just wasn’t the same.
Goku’s calloused hand closed over Gojyo’s penis, giving it a tentative caress. At Gojyo’s gentle encouragement, Goku grew bolder, the pressure of his touch deepening. His first licks were equally as hesitant but Goku quickly seemed to take a real liking to it. Gojyo groaned loudly, not sure how long he could hold on given Goku’s enthusiasm. He buried his hands in the young man’s luxuriously thick hair. He had felt fine pelts for sale not half as sensuous to the skin as Goku’s hair. Gojyo carefully avoided the golden diadem that circled the boy’s head. Goku might be a wonderfully quick study in the art of fellatio but if that diadem got knocked free, the Seiten Tasei would do something decidedly unsexy, Gojyo had no doubt.
Gojyo couldn’t help himself, thrusting into Goku’s mouth. His partner had no troubles with his, redoubling his efforts. Goku’s tongue seemed to be everywhere. “So close. Goku, you don’t have to-”
Gojyo’s permission to pull back got lost as Goku tugged him closer. Gojyo couldn’t hold back, spilling into Goku’s ravenous mouth. Gojyo clung to him as his body shuddered to its finish. Gasping, Gojyo ruffled Goku’s hair. “That was great.”
“Fun,” Goku agreed, surprising Gojyo with an enthusiastic hug.
“But we’d better get back before Hakkai sends out a search party and we get caught with our pants down,” Gojyo replied regretfully, starting to do up his pants.
Goku nodded, tucking himself back in. “But we can do this again, right?” Goku didn’t quite look up at Gojyo as he asked and the mix of hesitancy and hopefulness struck a deep chord with the kappa.
Gojyo wrapped his arms around the younger man. “As much as you want, Goku.”
Author - cornerofmadness
Disclaimer - so not mine, no money made, all rights belong to Ms. Minekura
Rating - NC-17
Pairing - Gojyo/Goku
Fandom- Saiyuki
Warnings: fellatio
Prompt: Gojyo/Goku: first time - “So, a kappa and a monkey walk into a bar…”
Word count: 1716
Summary: He hadn’t quite expected this ‘friends with benefits’ relationship.
A/N: This pairing is one of my guilty secrets so this was a blast to write. Thanks to evil_little_dog for the beta and the title.
***
“So a kappa and a monkey walk into a bar,” Gojyo muttered as he headed into a less than reputable-looking tavern. He thought the faded sign said ‘Shifty’s.’
“Don’t call me monkey,” Goku groused, stomping in behind him.
Sighing, Gojyo spread his hands. “Doesn’t it sound like the punch line to a joke?”
Goku’s nose wrinkled. “Yeah, guess so.”
Gojyo hadn’t wanted to bring Goku along with him, well, not entirely. The boy might crimp his style. Hakkai had gone to a local tea purveyor and said he wouldn’t be back all day. Sanzo had retreated into his hotel room with a promise of killing anyone who disturbed him. Even Goku thought the holy shit meant it this time. However, that also meant he was stuck entertaining Goku who rather sucked at entertaining himself. Gojyo only pretended to mind. He liked the little monkey. Goku could be fun and Gojyo never felt like he didn’t quite get what Goku was talking about, like he did occasionally with Hakkai and Sanzo. Goku felt as comfortable to be with as Banri had been, only far more trustworthy.
“We don’t have Cherry-chan’s card, monkey, so try not to eat until we’re broke.”
“And you try not to drink us broke, cockroach,” Goku volleyed back.
Gojyo shoved him lightly. “Bite me.”
“I might if I get hungry enough.” The huge grin on Goku’s face made Gojyo slightly nervous. He had a cure for that; as much alcohol as they could guzzle.
* * *
Gojyo shifted the young honey on his lap, amused at her blatant attempts to lure him away from the poker table. If he had been with Banri, Gojyo probably would have gone but Goku needed a little guidance in a place like this. Even more amusing was poor Goku trying to figure out what do with the girl hanging on him as they played cards, his head bracketed by her pendulous breasts. Yep, definitely needed guidance but that could wait for another day. Gojyo had won enough to get really drunk but he hadn’t. Gojyo had wanted to keep his game sharp. When Hakkai saw this haul, he’d be thrilled but only if Gojyo quit now.
“Time to cash out, Goku.”
Surprised, Goku’s golden eyes widened but he nodded.
“Hey, you can’t go yet,” the dimwit Gojyo had been bilking all day protested. “You have to give me a chance to win it back.”
Gojyo shooed the girl off his lap. He didn’t feel like going home with her tonight. “Sorry, got places to go.”
“And you don’t want me to come?” the girl pouted at him.
“Not tonight, honey. Another time.” Gojyo pocketed all his winnings and Goku did likewise.
As Goku followed Gojyo out, the sore loser at the table called out, “Have fun with your boyfriend, Red.”
“Ew,” Goku grumbled and Gojyo nudged him hard.
“Think you could do better than me, monkey?”
Goku stumbled out into the cool night air. “Have to think yes.” Goku grinned.
Oddly hurt by that comment, Gojyo grimaced. He knew Goku was joking but still. The moon hung low overhead, much to Gojyo’s surprise. “How did it get so late?”
“Dunno, I’m hungry.” Goku sniffed at the air, reminding Gojyo of a dog.
Gojyo started back for the hotel. “That’s your natural state.”
“I smell plums.” Goku bolted off in a completely new direction.
“Monkey, we’re not chasing random food smells all over town,” Gojyo protested, taking off after him when it became clear that was exactly what they were doing.
Goku moved damned quick when he wanted to. Gojyo toyed with just letting him run wild but didn’t feel like explaining to the others how he lost the chimp. Goku’s path took him to the outskirts of town. In the distance, atop a hill, sat a big house. Gojyo wondered what it was like to have such wealth. As Goku raided the plum trees, Gojyo hoped there were no guard dogs. Hakkai would never forgive them if they caused a ruckus and Sanzo would simply shoot them.
“Hurry it up. It’s not nice to gorge on other people’s property.” Gojyo scowled. Hakkai was rubbing off on him.
“They won’t miss a few.” Goku tossed Gojyo one.
He bit into it, sweet juices filling his mouth, mixing not quite pleasantly with the taste of beer and cigarettes. Tossing the pit away, Gojyo wiped his mouth then moved to round up Goku. “We should go.”
“’Kay,” the monkey grumbled.
“You have juice on you chin.” When Goku couldn’t find it with his finger, Gojyo moved without thinking. He leaned down and cleaned it away with his tongue.
Goku jumped back. “What the hell?”
“Sorry, reflex,” Gojyo shrugged. “Didn’t think you’d freak.”
“You surprised me,” Goku said in his defense. “Besides, I thought you liked girls.”
“Love the babes,” he replied. “But that doesn’t mean I can’t like guys, too.”
Under the bright silvery light of a full moon, Goku’s face scrunched up as he considered this. “Makes sense.”
“I just figured you and Sanzo…” Gojyo broke off, seeing the unhappy expression on Goku’s face. Maybe that was a topic to avoid. “Did you hate it?”
“No.”
Gojyo went with his body’s ideas instead of his head’s. Leaning down, he tasted Goku’s lips. Plums with a hint of beer greeted his tongue as he probed into Goku’s mouth. Goku made a happy little noise against Gojyo’s lips as the smaller man wrapped his arms around Gojyo’s waist. Damned if the monkey couldn’t give back as good as he got. Gojyo knew he should have expected Goku’s mouth to be naturally talented.
Gojyo sampled more of Goku’s body, nipping at his ears and chin before sliding his tongue down over his neck. The boy’s skin was still smooth, five hundred years old and yet still a teen, it was disconcerting. Goku’s hands traveled Gojyo’s body. He unsteadied the redhead in his enthusiasm for exploration and they both toppled to the ground.
Gojyo grunted, trapped under Goku. “Easy, monkey.”
Goku pinched Gojyo’s side. “Don’t call me, monkey.”
“Make me,” Gojyo challenged and Goku silenced him with his hungry mouth. Gojyo trailed a hand down the compact, muscular body on top him. Goku felt as hard as Gojyo was. He knew he should probably just stop this now. It was the sensible thing to do but since when was he sensible? He rubbed his hand over Goku’s erection and his friend bucked against his hand.
“Gojyo, what’re ya doin’?”
Shit, it never really occurred to Gojyo he might be wrong about Goku and Sanzo. It suddenly struck him it was possible they were both virgins. All the more reason to stop. “Like it?”
“Yeah,” Goku replied, his voice roughening.
Gojyo knew there were things they couldn’t or at least shouldn’t do out here under someone’s fruit tree. He had no oil on him for instance but he also didn’t want to stop now. If this was Goku’s first time, he wanted it to be with someone who actually cared about him. He and his own brother never got that. “Ever give a blow job?”
Big eyes stared at him and, while he couldn’t see the blushing the dark, Gojyo imagined it was there judging by the stammered ‘no.’
“Let me show you.”
Gojyo knew he could trust Goku to do this once he got the idea. The monkey wouldn’t actually intentionally hurt him and his mind was on other things than sausages at the moment so it should be safe. Rolling Goku onto the grass, Gojyo planted a kiss on the young man’s taut belly. Undoing Goku’s pants, Gojyo stretched out to deal with matters at hand.
Somehow he was surprised at how well endowed Goku was. Everything else about him - except that mouth of his - seemed small. Foreskin rolled back, the tip of Goku’s cock twitched as Gojyo’s tongue lathed over it. Goku groaned softly. Gojyo slowly licked him down then back up. His hand stroked the swollen length of Goku’s penis while his tongue tickled under the velvety head.
By the time Gojyo swallowed him to his root, his fingers toying with his friend’s jewels, Goku’s hips bucked erratically. Gojyo could feel Goku’s thighs trembling against him as the boy’s stammered, “I’m gonna,” came a little too late. Warm cum flooded Gojyo’s mouth and he swallowed greedily until he drained Goku dry.
Gojyo sat up, glancing down at the panting young man. “Enjoy?”
Breathless, Goku just nodded, trailing a hand over his softening cock. “My turn.”
Goku took a moment to catch his breath while Gojyo undid his own pants. He gave his own cock a few strokes until Goku was ready. Gojyo loved the heavy feel of it in his hands. This feeling, this sort of trust and intimacy was what he loved so much about sex, or at least sex with actual friends. The other sort just wasn’t the same.
Goku’s calloused hand closed over Gojyo’s penis, giving it a tentative caress. At Gojyo’s gentle encouragement, Goku grew bolder, the pressure of his touch deepening. His first licks were equally as hesitant but Goku quickly seemed to take a real liking to it. Gojyo groaned loudly, not sure how long he could hold on given Goku’s enthusiasm. He buried his hands in the young man’s luxuriously thick hair. He had felt fine pelts for sale not half as sensuous to the skin as Goku’s hair. Gojyo carefully avoided the golden diadem that circled the boy’s head. Goku might be a wonderfully quick study in the art of fellatio but if that diadem got knocked free, the Seiten Tasei would do something decidedly unsexy, Gojyo had no doubt.
Gojyo couldn’t help himself, thrusting into Goku’s mouth. His partner had no troubles with his, redoubling his efforts. Goku’s tongue seemed to be everywhere. “So close. Goku, you don’t have to-”
Gojyo’s permission to pull back got lost as Goku tugged him closer. Gojyo couldn’t hold back, spilling into Goku’s ravenous mouth. Gojyo clung to him as his body shuddered to its finish. Gasping, Gojyo ruffled Goku’s hair. “That was great.”
“Fun,” Goku agreed, surprising Gojyo with an enthusiastic hug.
“But we’d better get back before Hakkai sends out a search party and we get caught with our pants down,” Gojyo replied regretfully, starting to do up his pants.
Goku nodded, tucking himself back in. “But we can do this again, right?” Goku didn’t quite look up at Gojyo as he asked and the mix of hesitancy and hopefulness struck a deep chord with the kappa.
Gojyo wrapped his arms around the younger man. “As much as you want, Goku.”