Wigglies! [Saiyuki, Sanzo Party, PG]
Title: Wigglies!
Author: Scrolls
Rating: PG
Warnings: None Really
Pairings: None
Word count: 249
Summary: And the Divine Goddess is so amused.
Disclaimer: Don’t own, just like to play with from time to time.
Prompt: Saiyuki, Gojyo/Hakkai: tentacles, youkai!Hakkai - no one knew anything about half-breeds, so everyone was surprised the closer to Hontou Castle they got.
“Dammit Gojyo! Keep your wigglies on your side!”
“Yeah right monkey, why should I? I need more room than you. Back off.”
“I’ll give you a reason!”
*CHOMP*
“SHIT! Stupid Monkey! You bit me!”
“Man, you taste nasty.”
“Okay guys, can we please knock off the blood? I need to drive here alright?”
“Don’t look at me; he’s the one who bit me!”
“SHUT UP!”
*FAP*FAP*
“Dude, that was pathetic.”
*Click*
“Methinks we should find a place to stop soon, I think we’re all tired of the road.”
“Yeah, the Monk here needs to buy a new fan for one, this ones dead.”
“Well, maybe if a certain water idiot wasn’t sprouting new body parts every minute, it would be up your ever-so-classic standards.”
“Hey, can I help it if I’m special?”
“All right, that’s it, Hakkai, pull over, we’re having calamari tonight.”
“Really? I call dibs on the thick meaty ones!”
“Monkey, you are sick, hear me?”
“Ah, may I remind everyone what happened the last time I was around large amounts of blood? Do we really want that to happen again?”
“Fine, but if one of those things touches me again, you’re loosing it Gojyo, got it?”
“Hey, gimmie a break, I’m still learning how to control these things!”
“You mean like how you controlled what used to hang there?”
“Hey! All right monkey, that's it, you’re dead!”
*SIGH* “I hate my life.”
“Now, now, it could be worse, they could both have them.”
“Not helping Hakkai. Just. Not. Helping.”
Author: Scrolls
Rating: PG
Warnings: None Really
Pairings: None
Word count: 249
Summary: And the Divine Goddess is so amused.
Disclaimer: Don’t own, just like to play with from time to time.
Prompt: Saiyuki, Gojyo/Hakkai: tentacles, youkai!Hakkai - no one knew anything about half-breeds, so everyone was surprised the closer to Hontou Castle they got.
“Dammit Gojyo! Keep your wigglies on your side!”
“Yeah right monkey, why should I? I need more room than you. Back off.”
“I’ll give you a reason!”
*CHOMP*
“SHIT! Stupid Monkey! You bit me!”
“Man, you taste nasty.”
“Okay guys, can we please knock off the blood? I need to drive here alright?”
“Don’t look at me; he’s the one who bit me!”
“SHUT UP!”
*FAP*FAP*
“Dude, that was pathetic.”
*Click*
“Methinks we should find a place to stop soon, I think we’re all tired of the road.”
“Yeah, the Monk here needs to buy a new fan for one, this ones dead.”
“Well, maybe if a certain water idiot wasn’t sprouting new body parts every minute, it would be up your ever-so-classic standards.”
“Hey, can I help it if I’m special?”
“All right, that’s it, Hakkai, pull over, we’re having calamari tonight.”
“Really? I call dibs on the thick meaty ones!”
“Monkey, you are sick, hear me?”
“Ah, may I remind everyone what happened the last time I was around large amounts of blood? Do we really want that to happen again?”
“Fine, but if one of those things touches me again, you’re loosing it Gojyo, got it?”
“Hey, gimmie a break, I’m still learning how to control these things!”
“You mean like how you controlled what used to hang there?”
“Hey! All right monkey, that's it, you’re dead!”
*SIGH* “I hate my life.”
“Now, now, it could be worse, they could both have them.”
“Not helping Hakkai. Just. Not. Helping.”