(Originally posted on facebook before being boldly deleted.)
So, yeah, I like totally banged her, right? And she keeps calling me, which is fucked up, because we both know I didn't give her my number, and I'm like what the fuck, you know? Fuck your virginity, who cares, don't play on my phone. So I think I'll bang some of her friends or something.
So she takes the hint.
I don't want to talk to her about it, fuck no, are you kidding? Why don't I just bend my reputation over and let everyone fuck it? Why don't I just spread-eagle my reputation in front of the whole department and give everyone a shot?
Yeah, right. That's about as likely as me telling everyone I still have a girlfriend back home.
Fuck no. There's still more tail out there to grab.
You are a douchebag, above person. You are several people, really, and all of you are douchebags. I want nothing to do with any of you. If you are one of them or you want to be one of them but can't womanize to that degree, then please: don't show up at my house, don't say hello to me, and, most of all, don't pity yourself if there are suddenly consequences for your actions. tj corbett. That shit is disgusting. Douchebags deserve to be treated like douchebags and I, for one, will do so, even if no one else does.
Does it make me a judgmental jerkoff? Yes, it probably does. I am ok with that. If you are not, write a facebook note about it.
And cry. Cry more.
Douchebag.
/passive aggressive angst.
So she takes the hint.
I don't want to talk to her about it, fuck no, are you kidding? Why don't I just bend my reputation over and let everyone fuck it? Why don't I just spread-eagle my reputation in front of the whole department and give everyone a shot?
Yeah, right. That's about as likely as me telling everyone I still have a girlfriend back home.
Fuck no. There's still more tail out there to grab.
You are a douchebag, above person. You are several people, really, and all of you are douchebags. I want nothing to do with any of you. If you are one of them or you want to be one of them but can't womanize to that degree, then please: don't show up at my house, don't say hello to me, and, most of all, don't pity yourself if there are suddenly consequences for your actions. tj corbett. That shit is disgusting. Douchebags deserve to be treated like douchebags and I, for one, will do so, even if no one else does.
Does it make me a judgmental jerkoff? Yes, it probably does. I am ok with that. If you are not, write a facebook note about it.
And cry. Cry more.
Douchebag.
/passive aggressive angst.