Writer's Block: Who's in your neighborhood
How well do you know your next-door neighbors?
as i was just checking on lj, i noticed they have a new "writer's block" thing; a way to write about absolutely pointless stuff. this one caught my eye...
my next-door neighbor, (or rather, upstairs neighbor) is sandy. she's a middle-aged, yet attractive lady who works in a salon and has a mini poodle. the kicker about sandy is she has a different guy at her apartment every single weekend. now, you know i'm totally for mindless, unadulterated sex. but this woman keeps me up till all hours of the morning with a squeaky bed! now, while the guys have made a noise or two, i've never heard her make a peep. with all that action, you think she'd be more vocal! i mean, if she's going to keep me up with a squeaky bed, you think she'd at least have the decency to make some noise, too! :) not really, that would probably be disturbing and i wouldn't be able to look at her with a straight face ever again.
ps. has anyone seen the movie "running with scissors?" comments?
as i was just checking on lj, i noticed they have a new "writer's block" thing; a way to write about absolutely pointless stuff. this one caught my eye...
my next-door neighbor, (or rather, upstairs neighbor) is sandy. she's a middle-aged, yet attractive lady who works in a salon and has a mini poodle. the kicker about sandy is she has a different guy at her apartment every single weekend. now, you know i'm totally for mindless, unadulterated sex. but this woman keeps me up till all hours of the morning with a squeaky bed! now, while the guys have made a noise or two, i've never heard her make a peep. with all that action, you think she'd be more vocal! i mean, if she's going to keep me up with a squeaky bed, you think she'd at least have the decency to make some noise, too! :) not really, that would probably be disturbing and i wouldn't be able to look at her with a straight face ever again.
ps. has anyone seen the movie "running with scissors?" comments?