Oh Whatta Night.....is the song stuck in your head now?...back in '63.....=)
More proof that facebook has me spoiled =(
I'm too lazy / tired / don't feel like rewriting everything...so i'll just copy and paste my facebook posts (and the comments =) So here was my night...stupidly annoying night..
What a horrible night...Why is it when I have health insurance, I hardly ever use/need it...and when I go through temporary bouts of uninsured-ness, I would give my right arm (literally) to have it. Lets just say that the gravity surrounding me today has been malfunctioning, causing me to take one of the worse falls I hope to ever experience =(
I've decided to wait until tomorrow before I decided if i need stitches... wouldn't be such a big deal except the gash is on my right wrist and I'm not left handed....grrr...damn gravity...ugh...just discovered tiny pieces of cement embeded in both my palms....i wonder if my tweezers are sharp enough....oh it burns so bad...
oh and this was the best part of the evening!!! those who know me should know by now that aside from my fear of aliens and ghost, the one other thing that makes me scream like a little girl and feel faint-ish are SPIDERS... and guess who decided to visit me in the kitchen and proceded to literally chase me into the living room?
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Chad asked me on facebook if the picture was of my own taking or did i "capture" it by way of the internet (thanks Al Gore)...my answer was: my camera had a pulmonary embolism the other night and never quite recovered, we're in the process of deciding whether or not to disconnect the life support...shannon got it for me from the internet, i thought the one chasing me was bigger than this one and had at least a zillion more babies/parasites on it's ass, but you get the idea =(
I almost made the unfortunate mistake and came so very close to beating the 8-legged terrorist with my fly-swatter =( if you've ever stepped on or bug-sprade a female spider that has strapped to her the product of arachnid fornication, it is a sight that shouldnt exist in reality. The grotesqueness that occurs should be reserved for horror films and the minds of Wes Craven, Rob Zombie, and Hitchcock only!
it took me a milli-moment to recognize what it was, at first my brain only registered big spider big ass chasing me out of my kitchen (insert animal crossing reinactment here), but i've made the above mentioned mistake before, and so i knew that if it wasnt just your run-of-mill Braveheart spider, then it must be a parasitic dolebludger. The way shannon brought down the mobile daycare was pretty niffty. He put a glass on top of her (dont use a cup you cant see through if you want to watch the spider-cide action) then took the bug spray and saturated the floor next to prisoner and her glass cage. Then he moved the glass, with momma and her padawans in-tow, over onto the poisoned spot. I didnt get to see what happened (i was outside fighting my own battle with gravity) but he said that the hitchhikers jumped off the mom, and died when they landed in the poison, then the mom ran around in a panic and died. It seems tragic and nazi-ish now, trying to explain what happened..but remind yourself what she would have done if she had caught me!!! i'd be silk spunned and sucked dry in no time. Momma + gazillion babies would have the job done quickly with spare time to hide my corspe =(
poor shannon, he would have been framed/blamed for my death...which is the agenda of the house spider...kill you, frame your spouse, then take over your house and ownership of all your belongings!!
a spider takeover!!
okay, i need sleep...
Personal Declaration Time!!
WARNING TO ALL SPIDERS IN MY HOUSE!!!! This was sooo unnecessary and now it's personal!! I officially declare war (or rather a jihad) on all the spiders in and near my house!! I will no longer display any ounce of compassion and trap you under a cup until my husband gets home to dispose of you. From here on I will burn, chemically torture, and/or make your death an example to all arachnids who dare come near me!!!!
And then my mother appeared (on facebook, not magically) and said that this morning The Pope had a spider problem as well...
Now, i could post the same 1:24 minute clip of the pope talking and a spider crawling on him, but this one i thought was a little less boring and you can dance while watching it (and it's only 38 seconds long =)
And in other news, holding down the shift key while trying to remember what letter you wanted to capitalize is not a good idea =( what is the point of sticky keys? does anybody know? i'm sure there's some use that i'm just not seeing...for example: i never understood T9 texting format until recently...now i love it...but i dont know yet if i can come to love sticky keys ??
p.s. if you find your keyboard has gotten sticky, just hold down both shift keys for 10 seconds...that should fix it. Dont laugh, but it took me forever to figure it out (i.e. google it) (last note, i promise: speaking of Google, I thought it would be awesome to build a charter school n eunice (yes i know its been attempted many times in eunice and failed, but i have my own theories about how and why the previous attempts didnt make the grade <---thats a pun). Yeah, so..as i was saying: a charter school in eunice and we could call it Google Acadamy..no wait, damnit...we could call it Google Schoogle...yeah, i like that one, plus its not already owned...or at least it doesnt show up when i google Google Schoogle...anybody looking for a teahing job?
I'm too lazy / tired / don't feel like rewriting everything...so i'll just copy and paste my facebook posts (and the comments =) So here was my night...stupidly annoying night..
What a horrible night...Why is it when I have health insurance, I hardly ever use/need it...and when I go through temporary bouts of uninsured-ness, I would give my right arm (literally) to have it. Lets just say that the gravity surrounding me today has been malfunctioning, causing me to take one of the worse falls I hope to ever experience =(
I've decided to wait until tomorrow before I decided if i need stitches... wouldn't be such a big deal except the gash is on my right wrist and I'm not left handed....grrr...damn gravity...ugh...just discovered tiny pieces of cement embeded in both my palms....i wonder if my tweezers are sharp enough....oh it burns so bad...
oh and this was the best part of the evening!!! those who know me should know by now that aside from my fear of aliens and ghost, the one other thing that makes me scream like a little girl and feel faint-ish are SPIDERS... and guess who decided to visit me in the kitchen and proceded to literally chase me into the living room?
Type your cut content
s here.
Chad asked me on facebook if the picture was of my own taking or did i "capture" it by way of the internet (thanks Al Gore)...my answer was: my camera had a pulmonary embolism the other night and never quite recovered, we're in the process of deciding whether or not to disconnect the life support...shannon got it for me from the internet, i thought the one chasing me was bigger than this one and had at least a zillion more babies/parasites on it's ass, but you get the idea =(
I almost made the unfortunate mistake and came so very close to beating the 8-legged terrorist with my fly-swatter =( if you've ever stepped on or bug-sprade a female spider that has strapped to her the product of arachnid fornication, it is a sight that shouldnt exist in reality. The grotesqueness that occurs should be reserved for horror films and the minds of Wes Craven, Rob Zombie, and Hitchcock only!
it took me a milli-moment to recognize what it was, at first my brain only registered big spider big ass chasing me out of my kitchen (insert animal crossing reinactment here), but i've made the above mentioned mistake before, and so i knew that if it wasnt just your run-of-mill Braveheart spider, then it must be a parasitic dolebludger. The way shannon brought down the mobile daycare was pretty niffty. He put a glass on top of her (dont use a cup you cant see through if you want to watch the spider-cide action) then took the bug spray and saturated the floor next to prisoner and her glass cage. Then he moved the glass, with momma and her padawans in-tow, over onto the poisoned spot. I didnt get to see what happened (i was outside fighting my own battle with gravity) but he said that the hitchhikers jumped off the mom, and died when they landed in the poison, then the mom ran around in a panic and died. It seems tragic and nazi-ish now, trying to explain what happened..but remind yourself what she would have done if she had caught me!!! i'd be silk spunned and sucked dry in no time. Momma + gazillion babies would have the job done quickly with spare time to hide my corspe =(
poor shannon, he would have been framed/blamed for my death...which is the agenda of the house spider...kill you, frame your spouse, then take over your house and ownership of all your belongings!!
a spider takeover!!
okay, i need sleep...
Personal Declaration Time!!
WARNING TO ALL SPIDERS IN MY HOUSE!!!! This was sooo unnecessary and now it's personal!! I officially declare war (or rather a jihad) on all the spiders in and near my house!! I will no longer display any ounce of compassion and trap you under a cup until my husband gets home to dispose of you. From here on I will burn, chemically torture, and/or make your death an example to all arachnids who dare come near me!!!!
And then my mother appeared (on facebook, not magically) and said that this morning The Pope had a spider problem as well...
Now, i could post the same 1:24 minute clip of the pope talking and a spider crawling on him, but this one i thought was a little less boring and you can dance while watching it (and it's only 38 seconds long =)
Click to viewAnd in other news, holding down the shift key while trying to remember what letter you wanted to capitalize is not a good idea =( what is the point of sticky keys? does anybody know? i'm sure there's some use that i'm just not seeing...for example: i never understood T9 texting format until recently...now i love it...but i dont know yet if i can come to love sticky keys ??
p.s. if you find your keyboard has gotten sticky, just hold down both shift keys for 10 seconds...that should fix it. Dont laugh, but it took me forever to figure it out (i.e. google it) (last note, i promise: speaking of Google, I thought it would be awesome to build a charter school n eunice (yes i know its been attempted many times in eunice and failed, but i have my own theories about how and why the previous attempts didnt make the grade <---thats a pun). Yeah, so..as i was saying: a charter school in eunice and we could call it Google Acadamy..no wait, damnit...we could call it Google Schoogle...yeah, i like that one, plus its not already owned...or at least it doesnt show up when i google Google Schoogle...anybody looking for a teahing job?