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Sep 25, 2010 16:58

What the hell? Tannis I swear if you're trying to pull one over me again I'm gonna put a round right between your eyes you crazy bitch!

[There's some shuffling around the room.]

Where the hell am I? This ain't any Lance cell. More like some crappy hotel room.

[He kicks his bed and then pauses.]

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[Audio] phasebitchin September 25 2010, 21:10:04 UTC

[One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, is that who she thinks it is?

Lilith lunges blindly for the comm she'd set on the counter at Sergei's, fumbling.]

... RRROLAND! MY MAN!

[Audio] sprayemnslayem September 25 2010, 21:24:18 UTC

[Well there's one of them. Now he just needs two more and he'll have the whole set again.]

Lilith! Where are you?

[Audio] phasebitchin September 25 2010, 21:27:36 UTC

I'm at a bar.

[Deliriously giddy to see one of the team again, she slaps her knee, giggling.]

We are so screwed, dude!

[Audio] sprayemnslayem September 25 2010, 21:34:38 UTC

A bar...

[When did she get time to find a bar? He just got here.]

What the hell is going on? Where are the others?

[Audio] phasebitchin September 25 2010, 21:38:04 UTC

Okay uh... just, just warnin' you now, this is gonna sound nuts. Like, Lilith, what have you been DRINKING? Tequila, but that doesn't change the fact that we're stuck on a ginormous ship. We have no clue why.

[She seems to sober enough to whine.]

They took my baby Hellfire.

[Audio] sprayemnslayem September 25 2010, 21:46:37 UTC

What? When did you figure this out? I saw you five minutes ago. Shit not even that!

[She's always sober enough to whine.]

Yeah and they took my fucking turret.

[Audio] phasebitchin September 25 2010, 21:53:23 UTC

[HEY MAN she pulls her own weight! She just bitches!]

Aaaand that's where you're gonna think I'm nuts. Roland, I've been here for, like... months. One second we're looking at a whole lot of empty snow where the Vault should be and bam. I'm in my room and the deck is on fire.

So.

Yeah.

[Audio] sprayemnslayem September 25 2010, 22:07:05 UTC

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What the hell is in that tequila?

[Audio] phasebitchin September 25 2010, 22:09:59 UTC

Oh, get stuffed. I'm serious! Deck 11, see for yourself. It doesn't stop burning. Like, ever.

[Audio] sprayemnslayem September 25 2010, 22:41:36 UTC

You know what? Why not. I'll go take a look.

[If only just to humor her.

Where is he? Deck twelve. Alright then just one deck up and...huh. Well would you look at that.]

Okay. You were right about the fire. Doesn't exactly answer the rest of my questions though.

[Audio] phasebitchin September 25 2010, 22:48:29 UTC

No duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!

I wanna.. talk to you in person, man. You've got no idea how cool it is to see one of us again.

[Audio] sprayemnslayem September 25 2010, 22:57:22 UTC

Ah cram it.

[Of course he doesn't. He was just with you a couple minutes ago.]

Then where are ya? "Bar" is not the best set of directions. Shit I barely know where I am.

[Audio] phasebitchin September 25 2010, 23:06:32 UTC

[Yes and in that time frame Lilith miraculously managed to get herself so shitfaced that TIME IS FLOWING ALL WRONG

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA... ha....]

Deeeeck... ten. It's called Sergei's. Move it move it!

[Audio] sprayemnslayem September 25 2010, 23:17:23 UTC

I'm coming. Try not to pass out before I get there.

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