Aug 09, 2009 23:55
Dude.
Duuuuuuuuude.
/Hawaiian moment
I have a confession to make.
Like I don't do enough 'confessing' in church....
I was so wasted last night it's not even funny.
It was at this bar, and I think I was booty-dancing with someone... I don't know, it was probably a brunette chick. Yeah. Or maybe a guy. You know, it could have been a redhead, too. Ah screw it. I got drunk and danced with somebody. End of story.
Then I had a hangover and arrived at church an hour late.
At confession I said I thought that Father Barry smelled like elephant farts.
...Yeeeeah, you can guess how well that went.
Pretty awkward day.
But it's about two more weeks before I can legally drink! Like that's ever stopped me. The only difference would really be actually using a real ID. Hohoho.