It's so tragic, it's funny
Guards Say Homeland Security HQ Insecure
Once you get past the pure comic irony of all of this, can someone explain to me why the Dept. of Homeland Security is using rent-a-cops in the first place? Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Homeland Security like second only to the DOD in managing muscle and… security? Why are rent-a-cops being used at any department? If the Secret Service is testing security at this (or any) dept., why aren’t they providing the security? Maybe this is a question of semantics, but doesn’t the National Guard, like, guard the nation? Is Wackenhut the best resource that can defend the HQ that defends the nation? Don't we have... like people that are specially trained for defense... y'know, like an army or something?
One more question: am I the only person who remembers the name of Homeland’s Secretary by thinking, “rhymes with jerkoff”?
Once you get past the pure comic irony of all of this, can someone explain to me why the Dept. of Homeland Security is using rent-a-cops in the first place? Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Homeland Security like second only to the DOD in managing muscle and… security? Why are rent-a-cops being used at any department? If the Secret Service is testing security at this (or any) dept., why aren’t they providing the security? Maybe this is a question of semantics, but doesn’t the National Guard, like, guard the nation? Is Wackenhut the best resource that can defend the HQ that defends the nation? Don't we have... like people that are specially trained for defense... y'know, like an army or something?
One more question: am I the only person who remembers the name of Homeland’s Secretary by thinking, “rhymes with jerkoff”?