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[spprs]

Fact: if you look carefully in old paintings inspired by God to the artist where Satan is depicted, you may notice small gnat-like creatures usually around Old Nick’s ass. These “mythological” creatures essentially serve the purpose of crawling up Satan’s anal cavity, much to his pleasure, and rifling through whatever goodies may be stuck up there

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[kobyrama]

I totally 100% emphatically agree. They are complete assholes.

[kobyrama]

..and artfully written. I doubt I will be able to think of them in the future without imagining anything different.. ;-)

[spprs]

Thanks. It's simply my humble duty to help carry on the work which Bill Hicks referred to as ridding "the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious and making us pay a higher psychic price than we imagine."

And here I thought my inbox was going to be napalmed by the local lj community.

Or maybe that shoe hasn't dropped yet.

Like I care.

[kobyrama]

Well, you pointed it out to a "t". This whole Manchester thing might be the next fancy item, now that they have a Super-Bowl win and TPBB has outlived its usefulness to them.

The grandfather of the clan was the wonder in the family, from a lowly watchmaker to a super-rich dude. I am thinking something went wrong in the parenting, or the kids went funny under the protective envelope the rich kids are nurtured in.

[spprs]

Maybe Grandma Glazer had a thing for snorting Thalidomide with an Absinthe-back.

Or maybe the old man cut a deal:

Dear Mr. Satan,
Make me rich, and you can use my next six generations to mine your colon.
Sincerely,
Old Man Glazer

[kobyrama]

holy crap lol

damn good one sir

[jamesx]

Write books.

PLEASE.

*goes to get Windex for monitor*