it ain't a crook, son..
1. First Name: Alan
2. Were you named after anyone? my mother just liked the name.
3. Do you wish on stars? no.
4. Which finger is your favorite? i don't have a favourite finger. what the fuck.
5. When did you last cry? watching evita.hah. JUST IT WAS SAD.
6. Do you like your handwriting? it's the best handwriting in the WORLD.
7. What is your favorite lunch meat? i don't know what "lunchmeat" is. just i'm a carnivore. it's all good.
8. Any bad habits? probably.
9. What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf? ahaha bon jovi's crossroads. just chup.
10. If you were another person, would you be friends with YOU? of course.
11. Are you a daredevil? no.
12. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? no.
13. Do looks matter? of course.
14. Have you ever misused a word and it sounded absolutely stupid? i doubt it. except maybe in hindi?
15. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? don't be stupid.
16. Do fish have feelings? no.
17. Are you trendy? probably not.
18. How do you release anger? i'm bitingly sarcastic. i guess.
19. Where are your second homes? different area codes.
20. Do you trust others easily? sure.
21. What was your favorite toy as a child? he man? i don't know.
22. What class in school do you think is totally useless? school was a long time ago. and it was all good for something. all of it.
23. Do you have a journal? an online one.
24. Do you use sarcasm? most people don't get it.
25. What do you look for in a boy/girl? HAHAAHAHAHHA.
26. What are your nicknames? i don't have nicknames. just people call me al. sometimes.
27. Would you ever bungee jump? sure.
28. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? no.
29. Do you think that you are strong? nope.
30. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? baskin robbins strawberry cheesecake.
31. What's your favorite color? metallic purple, i reckon.
32. What is your least favorite food? um. i don't know.
33. How many wisdom teeth do you have? none. motherfucker.
34. Are you in love with anyone? yes.
35. How many people have a crush on you right now? there's always someone or the other. i don't keep track.
36. What do you miss most right now? are.oh.ess.ee.
37. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it? haha email surveys. get to know your friends better *this*
38. What color pants are you wearing? blue jeans.
39. What are you listening to right now? wu tang.
40. What is the last 4 digits of your home phone number? i'm not telling you, you ugly fucking stalker.
41. What was the last thing you ate? hm. mmm. selkjgkj i don't know.
42. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? i'm not a crayon.
43. How is the weather right now? dawn.
44. Who is the last person you talked to on the phone? rose.no.um.my brother. or anand.
45. First thing you notice about the opposite sex? just. i don't know. when people smile, i suppose.
46. Do you like the person who sent this? haha.
47. How are you today? restless.
48. Favorite Drink? shetal jal. ok no. not really. just it's funny.
49. Favorite alcoholic drink? hoegaarden.
50. Favorite sport? ball, baby.
51. Hair color? mine? black.
52. Eye color? light hazel.
53. Do you wear contacts? yep.
54. Siblings and their ages? lots. staggered.
55. Favorite month? july.
56. Favorite food? sea.eh.are.en.eye.vee.oh.are.ee.
57. Last movie you watched? um. sdkgjhadg dead man walking? i think. or maybe fear and loathing. days bleed like red in the white load.
58. Favorite day of the year? HAPPYBIRTHDAYTOME.
59. Are you too shy to ask someone out? yes.
60. Scary movies or happy endings? happy endings.aw.
61. Summer or winter? summer.
62. Hugs or kisses? eh. either or.
63. Relationships or one-night stands? i've never had either.
64. Do you want your friends to write back? HAHA email.
65. Who is most likely to respond? your mother.
66. Who is least likely to respond? again..
68. What books are you reading? hm. some atwood. blind assassins, i think. just i read a book a night. i can't remember their names.
69. Favorite board game? we be th'Infamous, you heard of us.. official Queensbridge murderers..
70. What did you watch on TV last night? i don't own a tv. fucking ghetto, i say.
71.How clean is your house? HAHAAHAHHHHHHa.
72. Favorite smells? mmcoolwater. and hugoboss. just whatever SHE smells like. which is coolwater. aahah. how about that.
73. What is the first thing you think when you wake? wake up rose. hah.
2. Were you named after anyone? my mother just liked the name.
3. Do you wish on stars? no.
4. Which finger is your favorite? i don't have a favourite finger. what the fuck.
5. When did you last cry? watching evita.hah. JUST IT WAS SAD.
6. Do you like your handwriting? it's the best handwriting in the WORLD.
7. What is your favorite lunch meat? i don't know what "lunchmeat" is. just i'm a carnivore. it's all good.
8. Any bad habits? probably.
9. What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf? ahaha bon jovi's crossroads. just chup.
10. If you were another person, would you be friends with YOU? of course.
11. Are you a daredevil? no.
12. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? no.
13. Do looks matter? of course.
14. Have you ever misused a word and it sounded absolutely stupid? i doubt it. except maybe in hindi?
15. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? don't be stupid.
16. Do fish have feelings? no.
17. Are you trendy? probably not.
18. How do you release anger? i'm bitingly sarcastic. i guess.
19. Where are your second homes? different area codes.
20. Do you trust others easily? sure.
21. What was your favorite toy as a child? he man? i don't know.
22. What class in school do you think is totally useless? school was a long time ago. and it was all good for something. all of it.
23. Do you have a journal? an online one.
24. Do you use sarcasm? most people don't get it.
25. What do you look for in a boy/girl? HAHAAHAHAHHA.
26. What are your nicknames? i don't have nicknames. just people call me al. sometimes.
27. Would you ever bungee jump? sure.
28. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? no.
29. Do you think that you are strong? nope.
30. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? baskin robbins strawberry cheesecake.
31. What's your favorite color? metallic purple, i reckon.
32. What is your least favorite food? um. i don't know.
33. How many wisdom teeth do you have? none. motherfucker.
34. Are you in love with anyone? yes.
35. How many people have a crush on you right now? there's always someone or the other. i don't keep track.
36. What do you miss most right now? are.oh.ess.ee.
37. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it? haha email surveys. get to know your friends better *this*
38. What color pants are you wearing? blue jeans.
39. What are you listening to right now? wu tang.
40. What is the last 4 digits of your home phone number? i'm not telling you, you ugly fucking stalker.
41. What was the last thing you ate? hm. mmm. selkjgkj i don't know.
42. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? i'm not a crayon.
43. How is the weather right now? dawn.
44. Who is the last person you talked to on the phone? rose.no.um.my brother. or anand.
45. First thing you notice about the opposite sex? just. i don't know. when people smile, i suppose.
46. Do you like the person who sent this? haha.
47. How are you today? restless.
48. Favorite Drink? shetal jal. ok no. not really. just it's funny.
49. Favorite alcoholic drink? hoegaarden.
50. Favorite sport? ball, baby.
51. Hair color? mine? black.
52. Eye color? light hazel.
53. Do you wear contacts? yep.
54. Siblings and their ages? lots. staggered.
55. Favorite month? july.
56. Favorite food? sea.eh.are.en.eye.vee.oh.are.ee.
57. Last movie you watched? um. sdkgjhadg dead man walking? i think. or maybe fear and loathing. days bleed like red in the white load.
58. Favorite day of the year? HAPPYBIRTHDAYTOME.
59. Are you too shy to ask someone out? yes.
60. Scary movies or happy endings? happy endings.aw.
61. Summer or winter? summer.
62. Hugs or kisses? eh. either or.
63. Relationships or one-night stands? i've never had either.
64. Do you want your friends to write back? HAHA email.
65. Who is most likely to respond? your mother.
66. Who is least likely to respond? again..
68. What books are you reading? hm. some atwood. blind assassins, i think. just i read a book a night. i can't remember their names.
69. Favorite board game? we be th'Infamous, you heard of us.. official Queensbridge murderers..
70. What did you watch on TV last night? i don't own a tv. fucking ghetto, i say.
71.How clean is your house? HAHAAHAHHHHHHa.
72. Favorite smells? mmcoolwater. and hugoboss. just whatever SHE smells like. which is coolwater. aahah. how about that.
73. What is the first thing you think when you wake? wake up rose. hah.