this is how bored i was. i am now going to go play warcraft.
* SECT.1 basics *
+ Known as:____Alan.
+ Lives in:____my jeans.
+ Birthday:____December 6th.
+ School:____graduated (:
+ Religion:____roman catholic, they tell me.
+ Height:____6'2 andahalf.
+ Shoe size:____twelve. or thirteen. US.
+ Hair color:____soblack.
+ Eye color:____light hazel.
* SECT.2 have you ever... *
+ Cheated on someone?:____yes
+ Been Cheated on?:____chances are.
+ Fallen off the bed?:____i think so.
+ Broken someones heart?:____often.
+ Had your heart broken?:____mhm.
+ Had a dream come true?:____i can't remember.
+ Done something you regret?:____yes.
+ Cheated on a test?:____i don't think so. i might have tried and fucked it up royally or something.
* SECT.3 currently *
+ Wearing?:____the greatest blue jeans ever. which is funny. i'm usually always in white khaki. until THESE came into my life. and what crissy calls my "fun" shirt hah. she's so cute. anything sexy/attractive is "fun" to her. like the last time i decided to grow a frenchbeard. "hey. that's fun". damned farmgirls.
+ Listening to?:____j millz.
+ Located?:____my room.
+ Chatting with?:____rebecca.
+ Watching?:____nothing.
+ Should REALLY be doing?:____sleeping, goddamnit. who knows when the last time was.
* SECT.4 do you... *
+ Brush your teeth?:____on sundays.
+ Have any piercings?:____nope.
+ Drive?:____no ):
+ Drink?:____socially.
+ Smoke?:____cigarettes.
+ have a cell?:____yes.
* SECT.5 friends *
+ Who is your best?:____i don't have one.
+ Who do you hate?:____i don't hate people.
+ Who is the most talkative?:____i don't have friends.
+ Who laughs the most?:____this whole friends section is pointless.
+ Who have you known the longest?:____i should just leave it blank.
+ Who have you known the shortest?:____but blank spaces are so retro.
+ Do you hang out with the opposite sex?:____i hang out with only the opposite sex.
+ Who is the weirdest?:____your mom.
+ Who is the smartest?:____again..
+ Who is the most ghetto?:____ich bin berliner.
+ Do you trust your friends?:____je n'ai pas les amis.
+ Are you a good friend?:____i'd be the best friend anyone's ever had.
+ Can you keep a secret?:____yes.
* SECT.6 the last person you... *
+ Hugged?:____lesley.
+ Kissed?:____kathryn.
+ IMed?:____andrea.
+ Talked on the phone:____my landlord.
+ Yelled at?:____my landlord hah
+ Hated?:____i don't hate people (your uteres is not a person, muffy)
* SECT.7 personal *
+ What do you want to be when you grow up?:____Dr. Moore hah. just. sutup.
+ What has been the best day of your life?:____i don't have a best day. i've had good days and bad days.
+ What comes first in your life?:____otherpeople, apparently.
+ Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush?:____no.
+ What are you most scared of?:____cockroaches ):
+ What do you think about before you go to bed at night?:___fuck.plenty of things.
+ Did you lose someone you really loved?:____never.
+ How many times have you fallen in love?:____i'm working on a theory where you have to be in love with anyone you're with. check back in a couple. if i think about it between now and then. or i'll just make it up as i go along and stop when it stops making sense. that's the best way. keeps people enthralled for ages, and keeps me interested, because the way my mind works is more interesting than just about anyone else out there. mm. i'm hungry.
+ Love your family?:____ambivalence, i say.
+ Love your friends?:____pas des ami.
+ Are you a virgin?:____no.
* SECT.8 favorite *
+ Movie:____you can't have a favourite movie,
+ Song:____song,
+ Band:____or band. anything that falls under "aesthetic", you can only go as far as a favourite genre. a favourite time period. it is impossible to narrow it down to a favourite ONE. flavour of the week, perhaps. but never one consistent. anyone who claims otherwise is shallow and disillusioned and should come talk to me so i can sling racial slurs at them.
+ Store:____i don't have one.
+ Relative:____i'm not close to anyone in my family, immediate or extended.
+ Sport:____pool,i reckon. because pool's a sport. as much as chess or, and i had this out today with someone, online gaming.
+ Ice Cream Flavor:____just baskinrobbins strawberry cheesecake.mm.
+ Fruit:____watermelon.
+ Candy:____fruit pastelles. which is so stupid. fruit pastelles are gummy and chewy, fruit gums are hard and suckonable. it makes no sense. i think they stopped making those though. i havent seen them in forever. i was addicted. they cost like three seventyfive a box hah. and it was a little box. and i was young. i'd shoplift them like everyday.
+ Day of the Week:____months pass like weeks, weeks like days. who notices one DAY?
+ Time:____i'm nocturnal, and i love sunshine on my face. you figure it out.
+ Color:____metallic purple.yum.
+ Name for a Girl:____Andrea. hahaha Alandria.
+ Name for a Boy:____i am not having boys. i can't think of a single one.
* SECT.9 do you *
+ Like to give hugs?:____i don't know. sometimes they embarass me. giving them. i don't mean casual or social hugs. i mean like intimate romantic hugs.
+ Like to give kisses?:____god yes.
+ Like to walk in the rain?:____not particularly.
+ Prefer black or blue pens?:____i seriously thought that said penis. i really need to sleep.and black, thanks. pople should never write in blue. and people who write in different colours like light purple or lime green we just won't address.
+ Sleep on your side, stomach or back?:____foetal.or side.
+ Have a goldfish?:____never
+ Ever have a falling dream?:____i dreamt i died once. and it was a vivid dream. i still remember it all. it was rather anticlimactic.
+ Have stuffed animals?:____yes. lying around.
* SECT.10 what do you think about... *
+ Abortion:____i'm indifferent.
+ Suicide:____indifferent.
+ Smoking:____expensive ):
+ Eating disorders:____man those people are fucking sick in the head. there IS a reason for genocide.
+ Summer:____i only live in the summer.
+ Tattoos:____an expression of how uninteresting you are.
+ Piercings:____see above.
* SECT.11 this or that *
+ Pierced nose or tongue?:____if i had to choose, tongue.
+ Single or taken?:____single.
+ MTV or BET?:____BET, nigga.
+ Sugar or salt?:____both.
+ Silver or gold?:____silver. and steel.
+ Chocolate or flowers?:____neither. unless it's toblerone.
+ Color or Black-and-white photos?:____i couldnt care less.
+ M&Ms or Skittles?:____i don't eat either.
+ Stay up late or sleep in?:____who the fuck stays up late and wakes early?
+ Hot or cold?:____hot.
+ Mustard or ketchup?:____ketchup.
+ Spring or Fall?:____inbetween.(that's summer)
+ Happy or sad?:____HAHAHA
+ Wonder or amazement?:____i am neither left wondering nor amazed. mesmerised, though.
+ Mexican or Italian food?:____chinkfood.
+ Lights on or off?:____depends on where i am in relation to the switches.
+ Candy or Soda?:____neither.
+ Pepsi or Coke?:____pepsi.
+ Known as:____Alan.
+ Lives in:____my jeans.
+ Birthday:____December 6th.
+ School:____graduated (:
+ Religion:____roman catholic, they tell me.
+ Height:____6'2 andahalf.
+ Shoe size:____twelve. or thirteen. US.
+ Hair color:____soblack.
+ Eye color:____light hazel.
* SECT.2 have you ever... *
+ Cheated on someone?:____yes
+ Been Cheated on?:____chances are.
+ Fallen off the bed?:____i think so.
+ Broken someones heart?:____often.
+ Had your heart broken?:____mhm.
+ Had a dream come true?:____i can't remember.
+ Done something you regret?:____yes.
+ Cheated on a test?:____i don't think so. i might have tried and fucked it up royally or something.
* SECT.3 currently *
+ Wearing?:____the greatest blue jeans ever. which is funny. i'm usually always in white khaki. until THESE came into my life. and what crissy calls my "fun" shirt hah. she's so cute. anything sexy/attractive is "fun" to her. like the last time i decided to grow a frenchbeard. "hey. that's fun". damned farmgirls.
+ Listening to?:____j millz.
+ Located?:____my room.
+ Chatting with?:____rebecca.
+ Watching?:____nothing.
+ Should REALLY be doing?:____sleeping, goddamnit. who knows when the last time was.
* SECT.4 do you... *
+ Brush your teeth?:____on sundays.
+ Have any piercings?:____nope.
+ Drive?:____no ):
+ Drink?:____socially.
+ Smoke?:____cigarettes.
+ have a cell?:____yes.
* SECT.5 friends *
+ Who is your best?:____i don't have one.
+ Who do you hate?:____i don't hate people.
+ Who is the most talkative?:____i don't have friends.
+ Who laughs the most?:____this whole friends section is pointless.
+ Who have you known the longest?:____i should just leave it blank.
+ Who have you known the shortest?:____but blank spaces are so retro.
+ Do you hang out with the opposite sex?:____i hang out with only the opposite sex.
+ Who is the weirdest?:____your mom.
+ Who is the smartest?:____again..
+ Who is the most ghetto?:____ich bin berliner.
+ Do you trust your friends?:____je n'ai pas les amis.
+ Are you a good friend?:____i'd be the best friend anyone's ever had.
+ Can you keep a secret?:____yes.
* SECT.6 the last person you... *
+ Hugged?:____lesley.
+ Kissed?:____kathryn.
+ IMed?:____andrea.
+ Talked on the phone:____my landlord.
+ Yelled at?:____my landlord hah
+ Hated?:____i don't hate people (your uteres is not a person, muffy)
* SECT.7 personal *
+ What do you want to be when you grow up?:____Dr. Moore hah. just. sutup.
+ What has been the best day of your life?:____i don't have a best day. i've had good days and bad days.
+ What comes first in your life?:____otherpeople, apparently.
+ Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush?:____no.
+ What are you most scared of?:____cockroaches ):
+ What do you think about before you go to bed at night?:___fuck.plenty of things.
+ Did you lose someone you really loved?:____never.
+ How many times have you fallen in love?:____i'm working on a theory where you have to be in love with anyone you're with. check back in a couple. if i think about it between now and then. or i'll just make it up as i go along and stop when it stops making sense. that's the best way. keeps people enthralled for ages, and keeps me interested, because the way my mind works is more interesting than just about anyone else out there. mm. i'm hungry.
+ Love your family?:____ambivalence, i say.
+ Love your friends?:____pas des ami.
+ Are you a virgin?:____no.
* SECT.8 favorite *
+ Movie:____you can't have a favourite movie,
+ Song:____song,
+ Band:____or band. anything that falls under "aesthetic", you can only go as far as a favourite genre. a favourite time period. it is impossible to narrow it down to a favourite ONE. flavour of the week, perhaps. but never one consistent. anyone who claims otherwise is shallow and disillusioned and should come talk to me so i can sling racial slurs at them.
+ Store:____i don't have one.
+ Relative:____i'm not close to anyone in my family, immediate or extended.
+ Sport:____pool,i reckon. because pool's a sport. as much as chess or, and i had this out today with someone, online gaming.
+ Ice Cream Flavor:____just baskinrobbins strawberry cheesecake.mm.
+ Fruit:____watermelon.
+ Candy:____fruit pastelles. which is so stupid. fruit pastelles are gummy and chewy, fruit gums are hard and suckonable. it makes no sense. i think they stopped making those though. i havent seen them in forever. i was addicted. they cost like three seventyfive a box hah. and it was a little box. and i was young. i'd shoplift them like everyday.
+ Day of the Week:____months pass like weeks, weeks like days. who notices one DAY?
+ Time:____i'm nocturnal, and i love sunshine on my face. you figure it out.
+ Color:____metallic purple.yum.
+ Name for a Girl:____Andrea. hahaha Alandria.
+ Name for a Boy:____i am not having boys. i can't think of a single one.
* SECT.9 do you *
+ Like to give hugs?:____i don't know. sometimes they embarass me. giving them. i don't mean casual or social hugs. i mean like intimate romantic hugs.
+ Like to give kisses?:____god yes.
+ Like to walk in the rain?:____not particularly.
+ Prefer black or blue pens?:____i seriously thought that said penis. i really need to sleep.and black, thanks. pople should never write in blue. and people who write in different colours like light purple or lime green we just won't address.
+ Sleep on your side, stomach or back?:____foetal.or side.
+ Have a goldfish?:____never
+ Ever have a falling dream?:____i dreamt i died once. and it was a vivid dream. i still remember it all. it was rather anticlimactic.
+ Have stuffed animals?:____yes. lying around.
* SECT.10 what do you think about... *
+ Abortion:____i'm indifferent.
+ Suicide:____indifferent.
+ Smoking:____expensive ):
+ Eating disorders:____man those people are fucking sick in the head. there IS a reason for genocide.
+ Summer:____i only live in the summer.
+ Tattoos:____an expression of how uninteresting you are.
+ Piercings:____see above.
* SECT.11 this or that *
+ Pierced nose or tongue?:____if i had to choose, tongue.
+ Single or taken?:____single.
+ MTV or BET?:____BET, nigga.
+ Sugar or salt?:____both.
+ Silver or gold?:____silver. and steel.
+ Chocolate or flowers?:____neither. unless it's toblerone.
+ Color or Black-and-white photos?:____i couldnt care less.
+ M&Ms or Skittles?:____i don't eat either.
+ Stay up late or sleep in?:____who the fuck stays up late and wakes early?
+ Hot or cold?:____hot.
+ Mustard or ketchup?:____ketchup.
+ Spring or Fall?:____inbetween.(that's summer)
+ Happy or sad?:____HAHAHA
+ Wonder or amazement?:____i am neither left wondering nor amazed. mesmerised, though.
+ Mexican or Italian food?:____chinkfood.
+ Lights on or off?:____depends on where i am in relation to the switches.
+ Candy or Soda?:____neither.
+ Pepsi or Coke?:____pepsi.