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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I put money in fiona4238's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Monday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Saturday betru_2me_hb and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In June I bought porn for hart31 (10 points). In May oswegogeek and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (685 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
spotzebandit