Dear Christian Bale
Hi.
I enjoyed the Dark Knight a lot. Most of the praise its been given is well justified, despite it being about 45 minutes too long and involving that whole 'Cell Phone Sonar' thing, which was pretty stupid. You should've said something when they made you wear the bat-helmet with the light-up eyes... but I suppose you're not really mired in the 'creative process'.
Anyway, I'm off topic.
My real reason for writing this was to ask you if you could do me a solid:
Please, when you're actually "Batman" and not "Bruce Wayne", can you not talk like a retard?
I mean, I understand that Batman has to mask his voice or whatever, but... honestly? You sound embarassing. It's like the voice a 14 year old would slap on if someone said "talk like a tough guy". It doesn't do you any favours.
Furthermore, when you do talk, can you just keep your mouth closed inbetween? Like... you know, a normal person? There was a good long time at the end of the movie when you were in your retard voice and you just left your mouth open and your lower jaw stuck out.
It was pretty distracting.
Aside from that, though, it was pretty good.
Love Josh.
PS: Heath made you look like a hack.
I enjoyed the Dark Knight a lot. Most of the praise its been given is well justified, despite it being about 45 minutes too long and involving that whole 'Cell Phone Sonar' thing, which was pretty stupid. You should've said something when they made you wear the bat-helmet with the light-up eyes... but I suppose you're not really mired in the 'creative process'.
Anyway, I'm off topic.
My real reason for writing this was to ask you if you could do me a solid:
Please, when you're actually "Batman" and not "Bruce Wayne", can you not talk like a retard?
I mean, I understand that Batman has to mask his voice or whatever, but... honestly? You sound embarassing. It's like the voice a 14 year old would slap on if someone said "talk like a tough guy". It doesn't do you any favours.
Furthermore, when you do talk, can you just keep your mouth closed inbetween? Like... you know, a normal person? There was a good long time at the end of the movie when you were in your retard voice and you just left your mouth open and your lower jaw stuck out.
It was pretty distracting.
Aside from that, though, it was pretty good.
Love Josh.
PS: Heath made you look like a hack.