It's the fourth of July.
So lets have a history lesson on this great country that we know as Rigel 7 the United States of America.
10 B.C. - Jesus visits Chicago while touring with Queen.
1492 A.D. I discover the Americas when I take a wrong direction in a swimming race, but I let Columbus take the credit.
July 4, 1776 A.D. - I write my thoughts on the nature of humans and their responsibilities on the back of a napkin at a local Denny's. After I finished my Grand Slam Breakfast and left my table I was at was taken by some kind of cult group calling themselves the "Content Congress" or something to that nature.
1963 A.D. - I'm scheduled to ride in a motorcade with the president's wife during a parade in Dallas. However, being jealous of his wife's affections for me, Mr. Kennedy forces me to let him take my place.
June 14, 1987 - My momentous birth. Suddenly, prophets and philosophers stop their search for meaning in life as the answer becomes evident.
1991 - I take a vacation in the USSR. I accidentally bankrupt the country through means that I'm still not at liberty to divulge to the public.
9/10/2001 A.D. - I decided to lock myself in a sensory deprivation tank for 3 days, with disastrous results.
So lets take a moment to appreciate the freedom that this country grants to you. Unless you don't live in America. If you don't live in America then just go do whatever it is you do in your country.
10 B.C. - Jesus visits Chicago while touring with Queen.
1492 A.D. I discover the Americas when I take a wrong direction in a swimming race, but I let Columbus take the credit.
July 4, 1776 A.D. - I write my thoughts on the nature of humans and their responsibilities on the back of a napkin at a local Denny's. After I finished my Grand Slam Breakfast and left my table I was at was taken by some kind of cult group calling themselves the "Content Congress" or something to that nature.
1963 A.D. - I'm scheduled to ride in a motorcade with the president's wife during a parade in Dallas. However, being jealous of his wife's affections for me, Mr. Kennedy forces me to let him take my place.
June 14, 1987 - My momentous birth. Suddenly, prophets and philosophers stop their search for meaning in life as the answer becomes evident.
1991 - I take a vacation in the USSR. I accidentally bankrupt the country through means that I'm still not at liberty to divulge to the public.
9/10/2001 A.D. - I decided to lock myself in a sensory deprivation tank for 3 days, with disastrous results.
So lets take a moment to appreciate the freedom that this country grants to you. Unless you don't live in America. If you don't live in America then just go do whatever it is you do in your country.