Race for the Conclusion...
Oh man.. I totally forgot the race. I slept right through it. I didn't set my clock radio to wake me up properly. There was a separate knob for the alarm's volume. WHY SEPARATE KNOB, WHY?!
It was okay though, I caught Jesus using the Master Ball and I gave him a purple nurple. Then I threatened to give him the dreaded Real Admiral unless he stopped Armageddon. Long story short: I win. You all should thank me.
So what did I do the whole week when the race was supposedly happening? I watched Season One of FOX's "24" seven times. When it was over I was so psyched I went out saved America from impending terrorist doom! OF course, you won't hear about this because it was suppressed by the liberal media. Oh well.
Until next time, stay saucy!
It was okay though, I caught Jesus using the Master Ball and I gave him a purple nurple. Then I threatened to give him the dreaded Real Admiral unless he stopped Armageddon. Long story short: I win. You all should thank me.
So what did I do the whole week when the race was supposedly happening? I watched Season One of FOX's "24" seven times. When it was over I was so psyched I went out saved America from impending terrorist doom! OF course, you won't hear about this because it was suppressed by the liberal media. Oh well.
Until next time, stay saucy!