count on it pee-drinking, crap face!!

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                         Even though none of us had ever actually seen a naked woman, 
                                                  a fact we constantly lied about, 
                                 Squints had taken one step closer to manhood:
                            He had kissed a women he had kissed her long and good.



I've been coming here every summer of
                                   my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling 
                                             and lotioning, lotioning and oiling.

I can't take it anymore!