Mychal Kintz
Today I went and cheered on Mychal Kintz as part of "Mike's Men." We are the best group ever, here is why:
Today's game was Clackamas JV 1 Boys vs. Milwaukie. We were standing in our usual spot at the edge of the field blowing our air horns, holding up signs, and yelling. 15 minutes into the game, some Milwaukie parents said "We're going to have to ask you to stop blowing those air horns." They also said that we were being annoying and should move over to the other side of the field. Brian Peschka, being how he is, told them "Negative" and that we always stood on this side of the field. So we went back to cheering and making noise as usual. 10 minutes later, two of the Milwaukie dads walked over to us and told us they were going to take away our air horns. Brian and Whit contested that since they had payed for the air horns, they weren't going to give them back. The dads said that they were going to go tell the ref, and Brian said "Who goes to this school? We're the kids? Go show me the rulebook and show me all these rules that say we have to move." At that point one of the dads started getting up in Brian's face, threatening him. He called Mike's Men a "gay group" and said that he "payed the taxes that built this school" so that we should have to leave. The best part was, right in the middle of him talking, Brian said "Holy crap you guys, be quiet." So everyone shut up for a second, and Brian farted. This really pissed one of the dad's off. His face was literally 3 inches away from Brians, and Brian was telling him to get out of his face. He again called our group gay and I told him that we were straight and liked women, and we were supporting Mychal Kintz, our friend. He then asked me "Is Mychal Kintz your bitch?" I couldn't believe him at that point. Grown men calling us names, when we're trying to handle the situation maturely. So we moved away with Whit honking away on the air horn. We moved over to the side with the Clackamas parents on and we were going over what had just happened when the dad that hadn't done any talking before came running over to us with his arms extended. He said "GIVE ME THAT BALL!" Referring to the ball that Brian had in his arms. He said that the ball needed to be placed behind the goal. He grabbed Brian's shirt and started what looked like a humping motion. Keep in mind this is a 40 YEAR OLD MILWAUKIE PARENT. Brian said "Get off of me you man-rapist!" He grabbed the ball and stormed off. I called after him: "How did you raise a family, being so violent?" After that we were laughing really hard. It was basically the best thing that had ever happened to Mike's Men. The best thing was, right after that, Mychal Kintz scored and we all went crazy, and they Clackamas won 9-2 or something.
Today's game was Clackamas JV 1 Boys vs. Milwaukie. We were standing in our usual spot at the edge of the field blowing our air horns, holding up signs, and yelling. 15 minutes into the game, some Milwaukie parents said "We're going to have to ask you to stop blowing those air horns." They also said that we were being annoying and should move over to the other side of the field. Brian Peschka, being how he is, told them "Negative" and that we always stood on this side of the field. So we went back to cheering and making noise as usual. 10 minutes later, two of the Milwaukie dads walked over to us and told us they were going to take away our air horns. Brian and Whit contested that since they had payed for the air horns, they weren't going to give them back. The dads said that they were going to go tell the ref, and Brian said "Who goes to this school? We're the kids? Go show me the rulebook and show me all these rules that say we have to move." At that point one of the dads started getting up in Brian's face, threatening him. He called Mike's Men a "gay group" and said that he "payed the taxes that built this school" so that we should have to leave. The best part was, right in the middle of him talking, Brian said "Holy crap you guys, be quiet." So everyone shut up for a second, and Brian farted. This really pissed one of the dad's off. His face was literally 3 inches away from Brians, and Brian was telling him to get out of his face. He again called our group gay and I told him that we were straight and liked women, and we were supporting Mychal Kintz, our friend. He then asked me "Is Mychal Kintz your bitch?" I couldn't believe him at that point. Grown men calling us names, when we're trying to handle the situation maturely. So we moved away with Whit honking away on the air horn. We moved over to the side with the Clackamas parents on and we were going over what had just happened when the dad that hadn't done any talking before came running over to us with his arms extended. He said "GIVE ME THAT BALL!" Referring to the ball that Brian had in his arms. He said that the ball needed to be placed behind the goal. He grabbed Brian's shirt and started what looked like a humping motion. Keep in mind this is a 40 YEAR OLD MILWAUKIE PARENT. Brian said "Get off of me you man-rapist!" He grabbed the ball and stormed off. I called after him: "How did you raise a family, being so violent?" After that we were laughing really hard. It was basically the best thing that had ever happened to Mike's Men. The best thing was, right after that, Mychal Kintz scored and we all went crazy, and they Clackamas won 9-2 or something.