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today= good first practice...see more optimistic already!!
and these are the new rules for the softball season so everyone pay attention, they were too funny and correct not to share
these come from our greatly missed and departed former part of the ethinc venn diagram...
so read on...ash might be watching from angry mans yard, ya never kno
P.S. I decided that certain traditions MUST carry on:
1. Any time deer run across the field everybody MUST stop what they're doing and point at the deer and shout "DEER! DEER! DEER!" as if they have never seen deer before.
2. Whenever a plastic bag flies across the field everybody must stop and remark about how it is the most beautiful thing in the whole world.
3. Whenever anybody plays pepper, absurd rules must ALWAYS be made up to accompany it...and somebody ALWAYS has to be hit hard in the shin...and get really pissed.
4. When Lightsey teaches the same old signs, the same pneumonic devices must be brought up again... (swipe belly) = "steal food for your children" (hitting thigh) = sacrifice your leg for the war (swipe arm) = take the hair off your arms
5. At any given point during practice, somebody MUST yell WHORE and it should not have to do with ANYTHING that is going on.
6. Whoever plays third must tap gloves with Ho ALL the time.
7. A song must be stuck in everybody's heads for the entire practice. And nobody can know more than the chorus to the song.
8. Whoever gets #4 must be ridiculously funny, random, and good.
9. When you have to scoop water out of the field after the rain, everybody must get unnesecarily extra muddy and nasty.
10. Before Lightsey gets there, people MUST argue at the post-game huddle on the hill...regardless of whether we won or lost.
stay tuned for more rules to follow.
Thanks.
and these are the new rules for the softball season so everyone pay attention, they were too funny and correct not to share
these come from our greatly missed and departed former part of the ethinc venn diagram...
so read on...ash might be watching from angry mans yard, ya never kno
P.S. I decided that certain traditions MUST carry on:
1. Any time deer run across the field everybody MUST stop what they're doing and point at the deer and shout "DEER! DEER! DEER!" as if they have never seen deer before.
2. Whenever a plastic bag flies across the field everybody must stop and remark about how it is the most beautiful thing in the whole world.
3. Whenever anybody plays pepper, absurd rules must ALWAYS be made up to accompany it...and somebody ALWAYS has to be hit hard in the shin...and get really pissed.
4. When Lightsey teaches the same old signs, the same pneumonic devices must be brought up again... (swipe belly) = "steal food for your children" (hitting thigh) = sacrifice your leg for the war (swipe arm) = take the hair off your arms
5. At any given point during practice, somebody MUST yell WHORE and it should not have to do with ANYTHING that is going on.
6. Whoever plays third must tap gloves with Ho ALL the time.
7. A song must be stuck in everybody's heads for the entire practice. And nobody can know more than the chorus to the song.
8. Whoever gets #4 must be ridiculously funny, random, and good.
9. When you have to scoop water out of the field after the rain, everybody must get unnesecarily extra muddy and nasty.
10. Before Lightsey gets there, people MUST argue at the post-game huddle on the hill...regardless of whether we won or lost.
stay tuned for more rules to follow.
Thanks.