HAPPY MANI DAY!
Last Thursday was Egg Day. The Thursday before that we celebrated Banana Day. Today was the day the Kelly and Tin Show proclaimed MANI DAY! The day to end all days. For serious today was crazy. Short excerpt:
Today's TOP TIN LIST:
Top Ten Things To Do With Your Nuts
#10 - You'll need a flat surface a a whole lotta nuts for this one. Spell out KELLY AND TIN ROCK SO HARD IT HURTS with mani.
#9 - You should not be selfish with your mani. Share it with random strangers. Or better yet, pelt random strangers with your mani.
#8 - Practice addition. Use the mani like you would use beads on an abacus.
#7 - Practice SUBTRACTION!
#6 - Your mani is best enjoyed shared. Spread the joy of the mani! So have a mani-themed party! Also known in some circles as a word that starts with an O and ends with a Y.
#5 - Feeling artsy and kraftsy? Dye your mani different colors and create a masterpiece - use them as mosaic tiles!
#4 - Have colored mani left over? String 'em together and make a bracelet. Feeling sipag? Make a necklace. Feeling REALLY sipag? Make a belt!
#3 - Wash your mani before you eat it. Don't put dirty mani in your mouth.
#2 - Lick it, savor it, let the taste explode in your mouth before you chew it. That way you can fully enjoy its flavor. Remember, the mani doesn't like being rushed.
and the #1 way to enjoy your mani is.........tantananannnnnnn.........
Tell someone to bring you to the forrest and make you ligaw. Then you can use the mani to mark your trail ala Hansel and Gretel. But be careful - the big bad bird might eat your mani! And also remember to always trim your forrest, para your mani won't get lost in it diba?
Tune in to Mornings with Kelly and Tin, 9am-12nn Mondays-Thursdays only on the station that plays you today's hottest hits, 99.5 HiT FM! =)
Watch out for: Talong Day, Tahong Day, and Patola Day!
Today's TOP TIN LIST:
Top Ten Things To Do With Your Nuts
#10 - You'll need a flat surface a a whole lotta nuts for this one. Spell out KELLY AND TIN ROCK SO HARD IT HURTS with mani.
#9 - You should not be selfish with your mani. Share it with random strangers. Or better yet, pelt random strangers with your mani.
#8 - Practice addition. Use the mani like you would use beads on an abacus.
#7 - Practice SUBTRACTION!
#6 - Your mani is best enjoyed shared. Spread the joy of the mani! So have a mani-themed party! Also known in some circles as a word that starts with an O and ends with a Y.
#5 - Feeling artsy and kraftsy? Dye your mani different colors and create a masterpiece - use them as mosaic tiles!
#4 - Have colored mani left over? String 'em together and make a bracelet. Feeling sipag? Make a necklace. Feeling REALLY sipag? Make a belt!
#3 - Wash your mani before you eat it. Don't put dirty mani in your mouth.
#2 - Lick it, savor it, let the taste explode in your mouth before you chew it. That way you can fully enjoy its flavor. Remember, the mani doesn't like being rushed.
and the #1 way to enjoy your mani is.........tantananannnnnnn.........
Tell someone to bring you to the forrest and make you ligaw. Then you can use the mani to mark your trail ala Hansel and Gretel. But be careful - the big bad bird might eat your mani! And also remember to always trim your forrest, para your mani won't get lost in it diba?
Tune in to Mornings with Kelly and Tin, 9am-12nn Mondays-Thursdays only on the station that plays you today's hottest hits, 99.5 HiT FM! =)
Watch out for: Talong Day, Tahong Day, and Patola Day!