wow me and kristen should not be allowed to hang together

[sportnyagh]

"andrea aren't you gonna jump me i have no pants on?" kristen says to me after she got out of the shower and walked back into her room with just a shirt and underwear on. she also went on mumbling a lot of crap abot how she had no pants and i should jump her b/c she is too sexay to resist. and she said this with such shock that i did NOT jump her. OF COURSE with my AMAZING will power i EASILY resisted

and then she found pants and the story ended

honestly we should NOT be allowed to hangout together. society should NOT let us for its own good.
ps if society tried we'd hangout anyway