ahaha kick ass night
ahaha wow tonight was great...but first my day....slept in till 11...got up...food...online...then my dad called me out and told me i had to help him take down the shutters...and of course thats what i had to do...i had no choice...my brother's too weak and my moms either too lazy or too busy shopping...so yeah spent 3 fucking hours taking down shutters and moving shit back onto the porch...then had to walk my neighbors dog...im actually earning money this weekend!!...so then i took a shower and it was 4 o clock...and i was so bored...words cannot express the lame boringness...well nvm i just used lame....but my room was seeing the first sunlight in 3 weeks...lol...how gay is that....anyways i was online and robert and amanda were the only people on....every1 else was out enjoying there beautiful hot saturday cept me and those two...anyways i kinda invited myself over to amanda's, next door...and we burned some cd's- queen, pink floyd, and catch 22 and she gave me this hot paris hilton sex tape/copy of girl next door and i cant wait to watch it but im too busy writing this shit,lol...anywhow yeah then i had to walk the damn dog again and eat some nasty spaghetti for dinner....
....well 8 o clock rolled around and bri came online and amanda was on and we planned to meet up...since we all live less than 5 minutes away from each other...lol....and so thats when the kick ass night started...well we were all planning on walking cause its not that far...but as soon as i walk out the door i see a pair of headlights and i kno its amanda and shes like "get in" and she lurches away and we go like 40 in a 25 zone over to bris and scare the fuck out of her and almost run her over in her driveway... so she gets in and we take a little ride to walmart...ahah it was great...little old people in aprons catering to your every whim...ahaha...so great...bought texas chain saw massacre on dvd for 8 bucks...cant beat that shit...and got some candy...woohoo...drove back to amandas...ahah almost hit some old lady taking out her trash...lol...watched texas chainsaw massacre...ahaha best horror movie ever...its both freaky and funny...ahaha the way the people die and some of the scenes r hilarious...like when they have the dead body of the chick in the back seat and they r driving to the mill to meet the sherriff and they hit a bump and the dead body lurches forward in the seat and her arms fly forward in this flailing motion and then her heads just sagging there and shes in this crumpled up position when they come out of the bumpp...and she still has the newspaper they put over her face....and her heads just bobbing up and down as they go down this bumpy road...ahahaha its so great...i still cant stop laughing...we were on the floor crying....ahaha and another funny part is when the chick that they pick up shoots her self in the mouth.... and they come to a stop and they get out of the car and one of the girls, not jessica beil but the other one looks at her shoulder and there r chunks of brains on her arm and shes like "AHHH GET IT OFFF....ITS FUCKING ON ME!!"...its so hilarious...if u havnt seen u gottttaa see it...just like if u havnt seen napoleon dynamite... u have to c that too...but during the whole movie me and bri sat on the couch and held hands...it was comforting.....it wasnt the first time or anything...it just felt extra special and warm tonight....
....anyways yea then we took another ride in amanda's car to take bri home and the best songs were on the buzz...only one by yellowcard and some postman by pres of usa...ahhh its the best...yeah and then amanda came with me to walk the neighbors dog and it took forever cause the god damn dog wouldnt shit or piss or anything..it would just squat there with that dumbfounded look on its pitiful face...ahaha and amanda entertained me while the dog dragged me around and while she drank her chinese tea...lol...and then we snooped around this persons house who owned the dog...ahaha we looked at the trinkets and amanda found the treadmill and the alcohol stash...and then she found a quarter,lol and was gonna take it but then i thought mayb it was a trick cause they left it out on the counter in plain view...there was nothing else on this counter but the damn quarter...it was definitely a trick...so i promised her id give her a damn quarter if she left that one there....ahaha...and now im here...great night...
now i have to go waste my time rewriting my english essay so i cant get it out of the way for tomorrow....
....well 8 o clock rolled around and bri came online and amanda was on and we planned to meet up...since we all live less than 5 minutes away from each other...lol....and so thats when the kick ass night started...well we were all planning on walking cause its not that far...but as soon as i walk out the door i see a pair of headlights and i kno its amanda and shes like "get in" and she lurches away and we go like 40 in a 25 zone over to bris and scare the fuck out of her and almost run her over in her driveway... so she gets in and we take a little ride to walmart...ahah it was great...little old people in aprons catering to your every whim...ahaha...so great...bought texas chain saw massacre on dvd for 8 bucks...cant beat that shit...and got some candy...woohoo...drove back to amandas...ahah almost hit some old lady taking out her trash...lol...watched texas chainsaw massacre...ahaha best horror movie ever...its both freaky and funny...ahaha the way the people die and some of the scenes r hilarious...like when they have the dead body of the chick in the back seat and they r driving to the mill to meet the sherriff and they hit a bump and the dead body lurches forward in the seat and her arms fly forward in this flailing motion and then her heads just sagging there and shes in this crumpled up position when they come out of the bumpp...and she still has the newspaper they put over her face....and her heads just bobbing up and down as they go down this bumpy road...ahahaha its so great...i still cant stop laughing...we were on the floor crying....ahaha and another funny part is when the chick that they pick up shoots her self in the mouth.... and they come to a stop and they get out of the car and one of the girls, not jessica beil but the other one looks at her shoulder and there r chunks of brains on her arm and shes like "AHHH GET IT OFFF....ITS FUCKING ON ME!!"...its so hilarious...if u havnt seen u gottttaa see it...just like if u havnt seen napoleon dynamite... u have to c that too...but during the whole movie me and bri sat on the couch and held hands...it was comforting.....it wasnt the first time or anything...it just felt extra special and warm tonight....
....anyways yea then we took another ride in amanda's car to take bri home and the best songs were on the buzz...only one by yellowcard and some postman by pres of usa...ahhh its the best...yeah and then amanda came with me to walk the neighbors dog and it took forever cause the god damn dog wouldnt shit or piss or anything..it would just squat there with that dumbfounded look on its pitiful face...ahaha and amanda entertained me while the dog dragged me around and while she drank her chinese tea...lol...and then we snooped around this persons house who owned the dog...ahaha we looked at the trinkets and amanda found the treadmill and the alcohol stash...and then she found a quarter,lol and was gonna take it but then i thought mayb it was a trick cause they left it out on the counter in plain view...there was nothing else on this counter but the damn quarter...it was definitely a trick...so i promised her id give her a damn quarter if she left that one there....ahaha...and now im here...great night...
now i have to go waste my time rewriting my english essay so i cant get it out of the way for tomorrow....