Dear George
By Vox staff
July 5, 2007 | 12:00 a.m. CST
Dear _______, (salutation)
I was really _______ (past tense verb) by your ________ (noun) at the G8 summit. It was ________ (adjective) to see you there rubbing shoulders with all those other world leaders. I can only imagine how _______ (adjective) it must be for you to be around so many _________ (adjective) people. Did you and Merckel get a chance to talk about ________, (noun) or does she still ________ (verb) every time she sees you. I mean you were only trying to ______ (verb) ______ (article/pronoun) _______.(noun) But we all know how Germans are: major-league _________. (noun)
What did you think of President Putin’s (or Vladimir, you call him Vladimir or ________, (nickname) but I don’t know him as well as you do) proposal about the missile shield? I know you two have had your differences, but I think you all should just ________ (verb) and get it over with. You aren’t fooling anybody. Do you know if any of those other leaders have nicknames for you? I bet they call you ________, (nickname) or ________ (body part) or maybe even ________. (food item)
I heard that you got sick after you were photographed drinking a “non-alcoholic” beer. Secret service said it was bad sushi, but at least you didn’t _______ (verb) all over ________. (noun) Don’t want a repeat of that time when your Dad totally _________ (noun) on that Japanese guy. That was totally _________! (adjective)
So how is VP Cheney? He seems like a real ________, (noun) but you can't always believe everything you see on the TV. Still, he seems like a _______ (noun) who _______ (verb) you by the _________. (noun) Is/Are _______ (noun) really his favorite food? Just wondering.
And how is the First Lady? Is she really as _________ (adjective) as she seems on TV? How much ________ (noun) does she ________ (verb) every day? Must be a lot, because she is so _________. (adjective)
I haven't seen much about your daughters on TV lately. Are they doing well? They sure are _______. (noun) Is it true that they are both ________ (adjective/adverb) _________? (noun)
Well, it's been _______ (adjective) writing you. I _______ (verb) you will _______ (verb) soon.
___________, (Close)
____________ (Your name)
---- I love the Missourian. This is terrific.
July 5, 2007 | 12:00 a.m. CST
Dear _______, (salutation)
I was really _______ (past tense verb) by your ________ (noun) at the G8 summit. It was ________ (adjective) to see you there rubbing shoulders with all those other world leaders. I can only imagine how _______ (adjective) it must be for you to be around so many _________ (adjective) people. Did you and Merckel get a chance to talk about ________, (noun) or does she still ________ (verb) every time she sees you. I mean you were only trying to ______ (verb) ______ (article/pronoun) _______.(noun) But we all know how Germans are: major-league _________. (noun)
What did you think of President Putin’s (or Vladimir, you call him Vladimir or ________, (nickname) but I don’t know him as well as you do) proposal about the missile shield? I know you two have had your differences, but I think you all should just ________ (verb) and get it over with. You aren’t fooling anybody. Do you know if any of those other leaders have nicknames for you? I bet they call you ________, (nickname) or ________ (body part) or maybe even ________. (food item)
I heard that you got sick after you were photographed drinking a “non-alcoholic” beer. Secret service said it was bad sushi, but at least you didn’t _______ (verb) all over ________. (noun) Don’t want a repeat of that time when your Dad totally _________ (noun) on that Japanese guy. That was totally _________! (adjective)
So how is VP Cheney? He seems like a real ________, (noun) but you can't always believe everything you see on the TV. Still, he seems like a _______ (noun) who _______ (verb) you by the _________. (noun) Is/Are _______ (noun) really his favorite food? Just wondering.
And how is the First Lady? Is she really as _________ (adjective) as she seems on TV? How much ________ (noun) does she ________ (verb) every day? Must be a lot, because she is so _________. (adjective)
I haven't seen much about your daughters on TV lately. Are they doing well? They sure are _______. (noun) Is it true that they are both ________ (adjective/adverb) _________? (noun)
Well, it's been _______ (adjective) writing you. I _______ (verb) you will _______ (verb) soon.
___________, (Close)
____________ (Your name)
---- I love the Missourian. This is terrific.