Random Haiku Thursday (very very late!)
Okay, here are the basic rules, in case you've forgotten since last week:
You (yes, this means YOU, as long as you have an LJ) comment with a prompt or prompts about pretty much anything (see detailed rules if you have questions), the more inappropriate the better. You can still submit prompts until midnight in your time zone or EST (GMT -5hrs), whichever comes later whenever. That's right, I said whenever. I'm feeling generous today :D
I write a haiku based on your prompt.
Everyone comments.
Fun is had.
See how easy that is?
Disclaimer: I make no claims to any copyrighted material used in the haiku, and I'm making no money off of them. Believe me, if I owned even a tenth of this stuff, I would NOT be sitting around writing haiku all day (not for free, anyway).
Warning: I've given these entries an M/NC-17 rating, just to be safe, but so far nobody's requested anything requiring more than an R rating.