An oldie...but still fun!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I broke xterraadam's X-Box (-12 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole beanphoner's purse (30 points). In April I pulled yagoof's hair (-5 points). Last month I turned hoss1234 in for spitting (3 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, cyrillius (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4984 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Sporkinmel