Chapter 23: The Whomping Willow
Chapter 23: The Whomping Willow by Brad.
Chapter 23: The Whomping Willow
by Brad
Ron’s hand: Let’s bleed in anticipation of Scabbers!
Scabbers: *bite*
Ron’s hand: Now I’ll let go in a totally convincing way! *fails miserably*
Ron: Why’s he do that?
Harry: Like you never did anything to him?
Ron: Good point. *chase*
Just a quick question here from me - why would you chase something that you hate and that just bit you and probably has rabies?
Hermione: Harry, you do realize this is the evil moving tree we’ve seen before and never cared about?
Harry: Huh, so it is. Ron, get out of there!
Ron: *fakes terror* I’m gonna assume that every normal dog I see is pure evil!
Harry: Holy s*** that’s the dog I never saw even though I was supposed to!
Dog: YAY DINNER!
Harry: I’m going to fake save you now Ron.
Ron: Oh damn! I don’t want to be dinner.
Whomping Willow: No more birds have flown into me. NOW I MUST POKE THESE TWO! *hit*
Harry: How come that didn’t break our ribs like it probably should have?
Hermione: Who knows? However, I’m going to cling to you.
Harmony shippers: YAY!
**WARNING** Following this announcement we will be showing a very cartoon-like scene with more fake and obvious stuff than in the rest of the movie combined. BE WARNED!
Hermione: *constant screams*
Harry: *is annoyed*
Whomping willow: Now into my hole, suckers!
Hermione: *breaks Harry’s back while raping him*
Harmony shippers: YAY!
Harry: Now, if I have a hunch, why would I go further in? BECAUSE I’M AN IDIOT, THAT’S WHY!
Chapter 23: The Whomping Willow
by Brad
Ron’s hand: Let’s bleed in anticipation of Scabbers!
Scabbers: *bite*
Ron’s hand: Now I’ll let go in a totally convincing way! *fails miserably*
Ron: Why’s he do that?
Harry: Like you never did anything to him?
Ron: Good point. *chase*
Just a quick question here from me - why would you chase something that you hate and that just bit you and probably has rabies?
Hermione: Harry, you do realize this is the evil moving tree we’ve seen before and never cared about?
Harry: Huh, so it is. Ron, get out of there!
Ron: *fakes terror* I’m gonna assume that every normal dog I see is pure evil!
Harry: Holy s*** that’s the dog I never saw even though I was supposed to!
Dog: YAY DINNER!
Harry: I’m going to fake save you now Ron.
Ron: Oh damn! I don’t want to be dinner.
Whomping Willow: No more birds have flown into me. NOW I MUST POKE THESE TWO! *hit*
Harry: How come that didn’t break our ribs like it probably should have?
Hermione: Who knows? However, I’m going to cling to you.
Harmony shippers: YAY!
**WARNING** Following this announcement we will be showing a very cartoon-like scene with more fake and obvious stuff than in the rest of the movie combined. BE WARNED!
Hermione: *constant screams*
Harry: *is annoyed*
Whomping willow: Now into my hole, suckers!
Hermione: *breaks Harry’s back while raping him*
Harmony shippers: YAY!
Harry: Now, if I have a hunch, why would I go further in? BECAUSE I’M AN IDIOT, THAT’S WHY!