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Dec 05, 2005 17:59


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, elpblonde (-5000 points). In July I turned melkarion in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I donated bone marrow to gurleighq04 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In October I set twirl_girl_07's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4839 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
spootolamus

Why don't I get positive points for wiping out the cause of millions of people's discomfort, death, and relocation?
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