Chicken Soup for the Harry Potter Soul.

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You know those 'Chicken Soup for the Soul' books? Mariakins and I have far too much fun with them. Lot of in jokes, lot of randomness, and lots more that I didn't bother posting.

Me:
What's This Newfangled Chicken Soup Thing? For the Ancient Drow Soul
I'd Rather Disect The Chicken Than Have Soup for the Ravenclaw Soul.
Chicken Soup! At 100 Miles Per Hour! With an Adoring Audience! For the Gryffindor Soul.
Chicky-Wicky Soupykins for the Lavender Brown Soul.
Chickens Hatched Under Toads for the Dark Wizard Soul
I'm Gonna Be Chicken Soup Someday! For the Stan Shunpike Soul.
Chicken Soup and A Pimp Cane (Whooptcha!) for the Lucius Malfoy Soul
That Crouton Means Death for the Sibyl Trelawny Soul 
I Have No Emotional Attatchment to Soup for the Maria Tachibana Soul
'Soup' Sounds Kind of Like 'Bobcats' if You Say it Slowly Through Your Nose for the Luna Lovegood Soul

Maria:
Chicken Blood for the Death Eater Soul
Chicken Soup and a Pox on You for the Slytherin Soul
Chicken Soup and some Groove for the New Dumbledore Soul
I DON'T LIKE SOUP for the Professor Snape soul
Chicken Angst for the Harry Potter Soul
Chicken SPEW for the Hermione Soul
MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE-- Strangled Roosters for the Ginny Weasley Soul
Chicken Soup and a side of PAIN for the Dudley Dursley Soul 
ChickenPATTY for the Hollie Paddernosh Soul

Maria's Friend Lise:
Chicken? Sure We'll Eat That Soup for the Crabbe and Goyle Soul
There Isn't Enough Soup for Seven Children for the Arthur Weasley Soul
Would you like some chocolates in your soup? for the Remus Lupin soul (Second favorite.)
I Killed Five Orgres and Stormed the Beach of Normandy for this Soup for the Gilderoy Lockhart Soul 
Even This Chicken Soup Tastes Better After of Getting out of that Fucking Trunk Soup for the Alastor Moody Soul