Bah! In Texas, you cannot pass gas nor curse in front of a woman.
You cannot carry wire cutters on your person unless required by your job.
And you're supposed to stop your car at the outskirts of town, run into town, and announce that you will be driving through in an automobile. You know, so they can tie up their horses.
A short, old man toddled out of the gas station, flailing his arms and looking stern. Thankfully, he was lenient. :P
I couldn't remember your new city, but I wondered if we were close to you. I remembered you saying you were 5 hours south of Portland, so... likely not. :P We went up 80, and entered Washington where 80 turns into 82.
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Idaho and it's many potatoes is sad that you feel this way!
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Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license. (In Hood River)
It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane (Klamath Falls)
People may not whistle underwater. (Portland)
It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property (Statewide, a lot of gifts and trades are made, man)
Dishes must drip dry. (IT'S TRUE!)
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays
AND! U CANNOT PUMP UR OWN GAS!
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You cannot carry wire cutters on your person unless required by your job.
And you're supposed to stop your car at the outskirts of town, run into town, and announce that you will be driving through in an automobile. You know, so they can tie up their horses.
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A short, old man toddled out of the gas station, flailing his arms and looking stern. Thankfully, he was lenient. :P
I couldn't remember your new city, but I wondered if we were close to you. I remembered you saying you were 5 hours south of Portland, so... likely not. :P We went up 80, and entered Washington where 80 turns into 82.
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