Let the carnage begin...
About 5:15 Friday, I got a call from Jen saying that she was leaving work. That meant that in about 4 and a half hours, chaos would ensue. Knowing I had this amount of time, I grabbed some food from the pub, snagged a movie, and started the pregame festivities. About 9:30, Jen arrived at my house, we set her things away, I got her a beverage, and we planned out our night. We ended up just hangin out at Monty's for the night, and for whatever reason, I received one of the biggest letdowns I've suffered in a long while: A MSU grad punked out on me and not only had two beers all night, but refused a shot that had already been bought. Not that I was buying a disgusting or little-known shot. She said she was tired, so I bought two Jagerbombs, thinking that'll pick her up and I can go toe to toe with this Sparty. Well, not to be. I was refused and she was shamed.
Saturday, we woke up, hit up Anna's for breakfast. She was amazed that I frequented these places, but also marveled at the prices of not only gas, but Anna's breakfast specials. I dare you to find a three eggs, bacon and toast breakfast in east lansing for $1.50. Afterwards, we came back here, watched some football, then headed out to Lebanon to visit B and his wife. I was informed of various spats between her and other people I met through Scummy on the way out there, and we finally got to "the middle of nowhere" and then watched Scummy and Rusty's mom on MTV's made. It was funny.
We later headed to a nice little place called "2-putt" for dinner. Good food, nice variety, but playing "Sloopy" after every osu score got really old, especially considering they won 44-0 or something stupid like that. As if I didn't have enough to hold against osu fans, I can now add that they are the most uncoordinated, obnoxious fans in all of sports-dom. And oh yeah, they make stupid additions to otherwise innocent oldies.
After leaving B, his wife, 2-Putt and Lebanon, we put on some pre-game music to pump us up on the way back, and discuss plans for the night. We met Chris at my house, made a bunch of calls to try and find the Funeral Home Party. We thought we had it, but obviously not because there were no kids to be found anywhere we were, and apparently the party was still packed. Feeling a bit defeated, we decided to go bar hop while all dressed up. Unfortunately, we were only able to hit Dana's and Monty's in the time allotted to bars and remain open under local law. Passing out here, I was woken up by Jen telling me she couldn't get back to sleep, so she was gonna head out. If any of you over in Spartyland think you can hold a candle to me and my crew, we've already bested one alum, so just bring it.
Now what would Halloween be without some of my infamous fucked-up dreams???
I was sitting with my extended family at the cottage, and we hear over the tv that there is some bad weather heading in our direction. As I look out the window overlooking the lake, I see a tornado in the distance, ripping up trees and putting them in houses. This particular tornado gets to the opposite shoreline, then disappeared. Suddenly, another cloud appeared over the water and shot down into it, revealing to me what looked to be a bronze dome. The tornado got bigger and this dome rose out of the water to reveal itself as the head of some kind of Greek titan type monster. The tornado continued toward the cottage, blew in the front and then died out. My family ran for cover while I stuck around to see what happens. The monster then came at the cottage and with its sword, sliced anything that moved. Watching my family get hacked in two, I could only sit put and wonder what happens next...
Saturday, we woke up, hit up Anna's for breakfast. She was amazed that I frequented these places, but also marveled at the prices of not only gas, but Anna's breakfast specials. I dare you to find a three eggs, bacon and toast breakfast in east lansing for $1.50. Afterwards, we came back here, watched some football, then headed out to Lebanon to visit B and his wife. I was informed of various spats between her and other people I met through Scummy on the way out there, and we finally got to "the middle of nowhere" and then watched Scummy and Rusty's mom on MTV's made. It was funny.
We later headed to a nice little place called "2-putt" for dinner. Good food, nice variety, but playing "Sloopy" after every osu score got really old, especially considering they won 44-0 or something stupid like that. As if I didn't have enough to hold against osu fans, I can now add that they are the most uncoordinated, obnoxious fans in all of sports-dom. And oh yeah, they make stupid additions to otherwise innocent oldies.
After leaving B, his wife, 2-Putt and Lebanon, we put on some pre-game music to pump us up on the way back, and discuss plans for the night. We met Chris at my house, made a bunch of calls to try and find the Funeral Home Party. We thought we had it, but obviously not because there were no kids to be found anywhere we were, and apparently the party was still packed. Feeling a bit defeated, we decided to go bar hop while all dressed up. Unfortunately, we were only able to hit Dana's and Monty's in the time allotted to bars and remain open under local law. Passing out here, I was woken up by Jen telling me she couldn't get back to sleep, so she was gonna head out. If any of you over in Spartyland think you can hold a candle to me and my crew, we've already bested one alum, so just bring it.
Now what would Halloween be without some of my infamous fucked-up dreams???
I was sitting with my extended family at the cottage, and we hear over the tv that there is some bad weather heading in our direction. As I look out the window overlooking the lake, I see a tornado in the distance, ripping up trees and putting them in houses. This particular tornado gets to the opposite shoreline, then disappeared. Suddenly, another cloud appeared over the water and shot down into it, revealing to me what looked to be a bronze dome. The tornado got bigger and this dome rose out of the water to reveal itself as the head of some kind of Greek titan type monster. The tornado continued toward the cottage, blew in the front and then died out. My family ran for cover while I stuck around to see what happens. The monster then came at the cottage and with its sword, sliced anything that moved. Watching my family get hacked in two, I could only sit put and wonder what happens next...