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"So tell me, what do the people think of Holland in America?"
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"Well, we don't, really."
"What? How do you mean?"
"We have opinions about the Germans, and the French, and the British, but we don't really talk about the Netherlands much."
"But... Amsterdam, surely-"
"Oh, yeah, we've heard all about Amsterdam, but I'm guessing most of us think it's in Denmark."
::sad face::
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"Well, we don't, really."
"What? How do you mean?"
"We have opinions about the Germans, and the French, and the British, but we don't really talk about the Netherlands much."
"But... Amsterdam, surely-"
"Oh, yeah, we've heard all about Amsterdam, but I'm guessing most of us think it's in Denmark."
::sad face::