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You know it is a real Australian summer when ...
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes
a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 35C and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in February it only takes
2 fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburned
through your car window.
You develop a fear of metal car door handles.
You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is,
"What if I get knocked out and end
Up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You realise that asphalt has a liquid state.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice
to keep them from laying
Hard-boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.