I feel the need to share this with more people!!!!

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So I wrote you all another lil dity to help you get through your days....or something...either that or it might disturbe some that I have this much spare time....I think that that might be a little more along the lines of what is really happening here, but thats beside the point!

So here ya go, it's my little filk of a song done to the Hallelujah chorus. I call it....

The I like Bacon Chorus!!!!!!

I like Bacon! I like Bacon!
I like Bacon! I like Bacon! I like Bacon!

I like Bacon! I like Bacon!
I like Bacon! I like Bacon! I like Bacon!

I like my bacon nice and crispy!
Nice and crispy! Nice and Crispy! Nice and crispy! Like it crispy!

Don't give me soggy! Please no Soggy!
Don't like soggy! Don't like soggy! don't like soggy! I don't like soggy!

Why is this soggy? Why so soggy?
Don't like soggy! Why's this soggy? Dear god soggy! I hate soggy!
I want crispy! I like crispy! Oh so crispy! YAY for crispY!
Take it back now! Make it crispy! Not this soggy! Give me crispy!
I like bacon! I like Bacon!

This bacon on my plate is not crisp
The bacon on my plate should be crisp and not soggy!
Go take it to the chef and have it changed!
I want what I want so just take it back!
When it's done return my plate so I can eat it!
For the crisp will keep me sane in your resturant!

Crisp bacon!
I'll eat it if it's crispy! I like Bacon! I like Bacon!
And not soggy!
For it's nasty oh so nasty! I like Bacon! Crispy Bacon!

Bacon's good!
I'll eat it forever. Give me bacon! Lots of bacon!
Dear god it's good!
It is good oh so good. When it's cooked right! Please cook it right!

I'll eat it now!
Is it ready say it's ready. If it's cooked right! Is it cooked right?
It's not done yet!?
Cook it quick! So I can eat!

Then I shall dine! Yes I shall dine on crisp bacon!
I want to dine! Oh yes dine on my crunchy strips!

Good bacon! It is good! Very good!
And I want more! Go and make it! I like Bacon!

And I shall dine for ever and ever and ever!
This bacon and that great chef!
This bacon and that great chef!
And I shall dine for ever and ever!
On this bacon from that great chef!
I like Bacon! I like Bacon! I like Bacon! I like Bacon! I like Bacon! I like Bacon!
I love Bacon!!!!