Saw it and HAD to post it...
"The Moods of Women and Men"...
Women... An angel of truth and a dream of fiction, a woman is a bundle of contradiction...
She's afraid of a wasp, and she'll scream at a mouse, but she'll tackle a stranger inside her house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose, she'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose...
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk, stronger than brandy, and milder than milk...
Sometimes she'll be vengeful, merry and sad; hate you like poison and love you like mad !!!
Men... Hungry, horny and sleepy !!!
(I'll prepare for the influx of hate mail now) :)
Women... An angel of truth and a dream of fiction, a woman is a bundle of contradiction...
She's afraid of a wasp, and she'll scream at a mouse, but she'll tackle a stranger inside her house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose, she'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose...
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk, stronger than brandy, and milder than milk...
Sometimes she'll be vengeful, merry and sad; hate you like poison and love you like mad !!!
Men... Hungry, horny and sleepy !!!
(I'll prepare for the influx of hate mail now) :)