Stolen!!!
.:| WRATH |:.
1. Who did you last get angry with?: Um, probably my sister, for being a Spooty McSpooterson.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Wea...pon...?
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Under the right circumstances, yes.
4. How about of the same sex?: Read above.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Um... I dunno.
6. What is your pet peeve?: Stupidity. There are more, but... ya know...
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: Unfortunately, I hold grudges like nobody's business.
.:| SLOTH |:.
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while?: Walk the dog.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: Um, probably like, 4 PM after a night of sleep, and probably around midnight or so after a nap.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Hmm... Mike or Dom, I guess.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: I told my mom I didn't wanna go to the gym this week 'cause I got my monthly reminder that I'm female.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...?): Uh huh. Even been intrigued by the products.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: Um... Thursday.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: My alarm clock does not have a snooze alarm that I am aware of.
.:| GLUTTONY |:.
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Um... a frappachino from Starbucks?
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: White, please. I am teh meat racist. <3
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: Like, half a bottle of wine when I was 9 or something.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Um, we bought lotsa those cook books that are like, "OMGURFATLOLWTFEATDIS!!!11ONE21@1!"
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Of course. I am teh fatzorz.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Depends on my mood, but I like all of 'em.
7. Have you ever looked at a small pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?: EW never. This question makes me sad.
.:| LUST |:.
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: Um... two. 'Cause there was that whole Michael-Lopez-streaking-at-Jessica's-party thing.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: One.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of
choice during a normal conversation?: Yes.
4. Have you "done it"?: Maybe.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Hands, neck, eyes, lips. And I like hair, but I wouldn't call it a body part.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: No.
.:| GREED |:.
1. How many credit cards do you own?: None.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: None.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: Buy a car, put money down for college, and then take a trip to some exotic place with all my girlfriends.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Probably.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Yes.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: Plenty.
.:| PRIDE |:.
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?: Lots of things.
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?: I got good grades this year.
3. What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: As stupid as this sounds, I want to get married and raise a family... someday.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Sometimes.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the
other competitors?: I don't think so...
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Yes.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: Nothing.
.:| ENVY |:.
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: Probably Astrid's Mustang, even though my dad's brainwashed me into hating American-made cars.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?: I don’t know that show.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: I don't know.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: No.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Of course.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Confidence, maybe. And musical talent.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?: Not really.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: None.
I have kissed someone...
on the cheek.
on the lips.
on their hands or fingers.
in my room.
in their room.
of the same sex.
of the opposite sex.
younger than me.
older than me.
with jet black hair.
with curly hair.
with blonde hair & blue eyes.
with flaming red hair. I think I kissed Kathleen, but I'm not sure.
with straight hair.
skinnier/shorter than me.
bigger/taller than me.
with a lip ring.
who was drunk.
who was high.
who I had just met.
who was homosexual.
who was bisexual. Again, thinking this is Kathleen.
who I didn't really want to kiss.
on a holiday.
who was going out with someone close to me.
who was my good friend's brother or sister.
who had been/is in jail.
in a graveyard.
at a show/concert.
at the beach.
in a pool, jacuzzi, or some type of water.
who was legally too young/old for me to have sex with.
with dyed hair.
with a shaved head.
who was/is my good friend.
who was/is in a band. If we're considering what Dan, Aldo, and Brian have a band.
who has tattoos.
who is of a completely different race than me.
in the rain. Standing outside one of our houses, saying bye, probably.
in another continent besides where I was born.
with an accent.
with an std.
on a boat.
in a car/taxi/bus.
on a plane.
at the circus/carnival.
with a missing body part.
in the movies.
eskimo style.