Conversation with co-worker
[Ryan] Where is Chris?
[Ryan] Fisters convention?
[Ryan] With your mother
[Morgan] Felchers Anon with Bryan
[Ryan] Ew
[Morgan] They're planing your intervention
[Ryan] Gross
[Ryan] That is about the nastiest thing ever
[Morgan] No, your ugly shoes are worse.
[Ryan] So where is the Weed?
[Morgan] Neil said something about home sick.
[Ryan] He probably overdid it with the fisting again and keeps swallowing things rectally.
[Morgan] Like that one time when you had the same problem.
[Morgan] Took a week for you to pass that ottoman.
[Ryan] Gross, I'm not a fister.
[Ryan] Martin is
[Morgan] I always confused you two
[Morgan] It was the whole gay thing. You all look the same.
[Ryan] lol
[Ryan] do you talk to that pickle puffer anymore?
[Morgan] Every now and then he'll send me a message to meet him and his woman for beers. They seem to be doing well.
[Ryan] Really? She must own a strap on then
[Morgan] I don't really want to know.
[Morgan] Tega thinks he's gay too.
[Ryan] Oh, he is
[Ryan] Did I tell you about my friend who I think is dating him on the DL?
[Ryan] Or screwing him at least
[Morgan] WHAT! No way
[Ryan] I have a gay friend names James
[Ryan] We went bowling a few weeks back and he starts telling us about this guy he's been seeing
[Ryan] His name is Martin, he's balding, travels a lot for work and seems really closeted because he doesn't like to be seen out together
[Ryan] James is kind of a man whore, so he couldn't remember his last name, but we're getting together this weekend and he's going to have a pic
[Morgan] You have to get the pic and show me if its true.
[Ryan] Yup, I will
[Morgan] Tega would die to know.
[Morgan] Ha ha ha.
[Ryan] I mean, who else could it be?
[Ryan] And, if it is him, he's a total bottom. Just so you know.
[Morgan] Dunno. There could be another closeted, balding, Martin out there.
[Morgan] I wouldn't really expect him to be a top.
[Ryan] Dark hair, loves online gaming, dresses like a frat boy
[Morgan] Wow.
[Morgan] Thats too close
[Ryan] It HAS to be him
[Morgan] And you aren't just making that up?
[Ryan] Why would I dude?
[Morgan] Because you love making shit up
[Ryan] He's a puffer or he's not
[Ryan] Whatever, you love sucking cack
[Morgan] Felcher
[Ryan] self fister
[Morgan] Double self fister
[Ryan] I'm never going to tell you now.
[Ryan] You will have to wonder.
[Morgan] Pssh. I don't really care either way.
[Ryan] Yes you do.
[Morgan] I know you're a mo and I'm still friends with you.
[Ryan] I know, but we didn't sleep together like you and MArty, so you have an investment in him.
[Ryan] (and some spoo)
[Morgan] It was more of a deposit
[Morgan] Ha ha
[Ryan] lol
[Morgan] I'm outta here
[Morgan] Talk to you later.
[Ryan] up yours
[Morgan] Die
[Ryan] k
[Morgan] Hope you have a violent, fisty, death.
[Ryan] lol