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May 15, 2012 17:08

Clearly, whoever wrote: "I Love Being a Girl" has never actually BEEN one.


Dear Ovary (I only have the one due to a cyst that caused the other to be removed):

Could you please stop making me want to curl into a little ball in the corner and die?  I'd really like to not need to do that anymore.

Kthnxbye.

No love.  Like...at ALL.

Me

Dear Spooky:

Thank you for being my kitty.  Thank you for curling up with me when I don't feel so good and being all sweet and cuddly.  You're making this suck slightly less.

hormones suck

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