Clearly, whoever wrote: "I Love Being a Girl" has never actually BEEN one.
Dear Ovary (I only have the one due to a cyst that caused the other to be removed):
Could you please stop making me want to curl into a little ball in the corner and die? I'd really like to not need to do that anymore.
Kthnxbye.
No love. Like...at ALL.
Me
Dear Spooky:
Thank you for being my kitty. Thank you for curling up with me when I don't feel so good and being all sweet and cuddly. You're making this suck slightly less.